Im now getting hitched jan. 2!!!! In the
dr!!! Its just me, jim, sami, ronnie, my
mom, sister, rachel her kids, brit and
janey! Maybe his mom! Im so excited!
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Tazzy D
Advanced Support Team
Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 3718 Location: , va
Here's a Wedding Joke For You Posted: 12-08-04 10:07am
So, he said to his new wife, "honey, i'll
be right back."
>
> "where are you going, coochy cooh?"
asked the wife.
>
> "i'm going to the bar, pretty face.
I'm going to have a beer."
>
> the wife said, "you want a beer, my
love?"
>
> she opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different
>kinds
> of beer, brands from 12 different
countries: germany, holland,
japan,
> india, etc.
>
> the husband didn't know what to do,
and the only thing that he could
>think
> of saying was,
>
> "yes, lollypop...But at the
bar...You know...They have frozen
glasses.."
>
> he didn't get to finish the
sentence, because the wife interrupted
him
>by
> saying,
>
> "you want a frozen glass,
puppyface?"
>
> she took a h! Uge beer mug out of
the freezer, so frozen that she
was
>getting chills just holding it.
>
> the husband, looking a bit pale,
said, "yes, tootsie roll, but at
the
>bar
> they have those hors d'oeuvres that
are really delicious. I won't
be
>long,
> i'll be right back. I promise.
Ok?"
>
> "you want hors d'oeuvres, poochi
pooh?"
>
> she opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors
d'oeuvres:
> chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
>
> "but my sweet honey... At the
bar... You know... There's swearing,
dirty
> words and all that..."
>
> "you want dirty words, cutie
pie?...
>
> "listen up, dickhead! Drink your
shitten beer in that frozen mug
that's
>cold enough to freeze the ears off a
brass monkey while you eat your
>damned
>buffalo wings right here, because you
are married now, and you aren't
>going
>anywhere! Got it, problem?"
>
> ...And, they lived happily ever
after.
>
> isn't that a sweet story?
Oh yeah and congrats
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SamiNSunisMa
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Joined: 27 Nov 2004 Posts: 1528
Posted: 12-08-04 10:48am
Hahaha thats great!
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lilangel2905
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 225 Location: PA
Posted: 12-08-04 11:48am
Lol that was funny tazzy... I think I
will make my husband read that one....
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YoshisPrincess
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 41 Location: Phoenix
Re: New Wedding Date Posted: 12-08-04 16:43pm
saminsunisma
wrote:
im now getting hitched jan.
2!!!! In the dr!!! Its just me, jim,
sami, ronnie, my mom, sister, rachel her
kids, brit and janey! Maybe his mom!
Im so
excited!
you're engaged? That's cool! So am i.
Has it been planned all along, or did jim
just recently propose? January 2nd is
coming up quickly! What's "the dr"? We
should chat some time about wedding stuff!
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SamiNSunisMa
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Joined: 27 Nov 2004 Posts: 1528
Posted: 12-08-04 16:46pm
I know we had everything set for may but I
dunno he really cant wait I need a
maternity wedding dress!!! I wonder if
they have barely showing maternity wedding
dresses lol! Dominican republic ive been
like 4 times before with my fam
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YoshisPrincess
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 41 Location: Phoenix
Posted: 12-08-04 16:53pm
That's cool. If you're barely showing
then you could probably get away with a
dress one or two sizes bigger than you're
regular size. Have you looked at any
dresses? What colors do you want? Jw,
why are you going to the dr to get
married? Are you or jim dominican? Isn't
moving the wedding up to such a quickly
approaching date pretty stressful?
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xLove x Lostx
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 28 Nov 2004 Posts: 127 Location: Pompano Beach, FL
Posted: 12-08-04 16:53pm
Congrats! Dr is a beautiful place..Have
fun, take pictures!
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SamiNSunisMa
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 27 Nov 2004 Posts: 1528
Posted: 12-08-04 16:58pm
yoshisprincess
wrote:
that's cool. If you're
barely showing then you could probably get
away with a dress one or two sizes bigger
than you're regular size. Have you
looked at any dresses? What colors do
you want? Jw, why are you going to the
dr to get married? Are you or jim
dominican? Isn't moving the wedding up
to such a quickly approaching date pretty
stressful?
i want an ivory dress but jim has this
white gucci tux hes been dying to wear
haha.
I think biologically I have some
dominican, puerto rican and cuban blood
but I honestly cant be positive. But my
foster family as a group have gone there a
lot.
Note really they have a wedding package
deal at the resort we're staying at so the
cake, flowers and such is taken care of
and when I asked about marvin's dad (he's
a preacher) he said "crap I forgot to to u
marvin is coming" which is fine marvin's
dad is a minister and so he'll marry us!!!
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Innchik18
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Nov 2004 Posts: 247 Location: Oregon
Posted: 12-08-04 18:18pm
O wow thats soo much sooner than you guys
originally planned. But remember do not
be stressed out and just have fun.. Its
soo awesome to get married. Good luck
with everything.. We wanna see pictures
asap hehe...
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LHSbabe0207
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 24 Oct 2004 Posts: 632 Location: Louisiana girl!!!
Posted: 12-08-04 22:16pm
Lol that was funny.. Hey congrats on the
wedding!!
