Lol-that last one is me--100%%

Damn I think I need to do that

the last one is my best frien too.. She is puerto rican , from the bronx, 4'11" , 98lbs and fiesty as he11!!!

i'm just a b*tch!!!!! L.O.L no but I am no man's homemaker and like i've said before luckily hubby does all unless i'm in the mood to clean or cook (which sometimes I am) I bring in more money though so I guess it's fair????????????? Lol

ooooh, never good to care who brings in more money.......Shouldn;t matter, right?

he may bring in more money but I carry the load and that's got to stand for something

It was just a joke (true but a joke) I bring the bacon and he does the housework-- I wear the pants in my house--lol (it's just a joke girlies--true but a joke )

no offence I was just making a commit. On how men always say they bring home the bacon. Okay you may bring the bacon home but I carry the load..I like it when the woman brings home more money... Then they cant say that anymore... I wish my manwas the house lady

i did not take offense and did not mean to offend anyone in return. I love having a house hubby but when my baby comes I hope I am gonna make one great house mommy!!!!!! And will not mind one bit!! Hubby's going to school next year so that he can be the one to bring home the bacon!!! (or cheddar-whatever u wanna call it--lol) while I stay home with our bambino/a. I can't wait!!!!!

> > your last name stays put.
> > > the garage is all yours.
> > > wedding plans take care of themselves.
> > > wedding dress: $2,000. Morning suit rental: $75.
> > > chocolate is just another snack.
> > > you can never be pregnant.
> > > you can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
> > > you can wear no t-shirt to a water park.
> > > car mechanics tell you the truth.
> > > the world is your urinal.
> > > you never have to drive to another petrol station because the
> > > restroom in this one is just too "icky".
> > > you don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
>bolt.
> > > same work, more pay.
> > > wrinkles add character.
> > > people never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> > > the occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> > > new shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> > > one mood -- all the time.
> > > phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> > > a five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> > > you can open all your own jars.
> > > you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> > > if someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
>friend.
> > > your underwear is $5.00 for a three-pack.
> > > three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> > > you almost never have strap problems in public.
> > > you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> > > everything on your face stays its original colour.
> > > the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> > > you only have to shave your face and neck.
> > > you can play with toys all your life.
> > > your belly usually hides your big hips.
> > > one wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour for all seasons.
> > > you can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> > > you can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> > > you have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
> > > you can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives on december 24 in 25
>minutes...
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