First time!

The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just she and i
her hair was soft
her eyes were blue
i knew just what
she wanted to do
her skin so soft
her legs so fine
i ran my fingers
down her spine
i didn't know how
but I tried my best
i started by placing
my hands on her breast
i remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart
and when I did it
i felt no shame
all at once
the white stuff came
at last it's finished
it's all over now
my first time ever
at milking a cow.....

You probably have heard this before, but it just makes me laugh over and over again.