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JeNNy985
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 295
Location: INDIANA!!!
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Funny Pick Up Lines!! Add On Because They Make Me Laugh!
Posted: 11-11-04 14:10pm
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1. "are you jamacian?, because jamacian
me crazy!"
2. "did it hurt? ....Ya know ..When you
fell from heaven?"
3. "can I see the tag on your shirt..I
just want to see if it says made in
heaven"
4. "do you believe in love at first
sight..Or should I just walk by again?"
5. "you must be a smooth operator because
i'm receiving a 'get busy' signal"
6. "do you need a light? Because I think
i've found the perfect match"
7." if I could rewrite the alphabet..I
would put u and I together"
8. " do you have a map? I just keep
gettin lost in your eyes"
9. "i lost my number...Can I have
yours?"
10. " be unique and different...Say
yes!"
11. "i'd like to get something straight
between us.."
12. "if your left leg was christmas and
your right leg was thanksgiving ..Can I
visit you between the holidays?
13. "was your father a thief? He must
have been because he stole the beauty of
the heavens and gave it to you"
14."you have great legs...Can you tell me
what time they open?"
15." is your daddy mentally handicapped?
Because you are special"
16. " did you clean your pants with
windex? I can practically see myself in
them"
17. " you with those curves....Me with no
brakes.."
18. " baby your feet must be tired cause
you've been running through my mind all
day!"
19. "i'm new in town. Could I get some
directions...To your place?"
20." can I buy you a drink..To go?"
21. "girl you must be a broom because you
just swept me off my feet!"
22."you're pretty hot...Some one better
disable the smoke alarm"
haha add on add on!!!
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2ferano
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 3717
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Posted: 11-11-04 14:28pm
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Oh I like the one from the one beer
commercial
"can I buy you a drink or would you rather
have the cash?" omg. I died when I saw
that commercial.
No, it isn't slick at all,that's why it
was so funny.
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2ferano
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 3717
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Posted: 11-11-04 14:48pm
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I like
spaghetti, let's f-ck.
Nice shoes, wanna f-ck?
Let's get a pizza and f-ck? (when you say
no) what, you don't like pizza?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cause
I can see myself in your pants
that's all I can think of right now.....
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JeNNy985
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 295
Location: INDIANA!!!
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Posted: 11-11-04 15:06pm
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Why do pick up lines remind me of the
80's?? Hahaha I don't even know...They
just do and they are funny!
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oangelc543
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Sep 2004
Posts: 521
Location: TX
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Posted: 11-11-04 15:11pm
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A telephone conversation..
-where are you?
-i'm on the highway
-oh yea?
-yea.. Im on the highway to your heart!
Haha a guy actually said this to me
once...He was just a friend tho, and was
kidding with me.. It was still pretty
funny.
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rachrach
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 413
Location: Hawaii
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Posted: 11-11-04 16:05pm
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"i'm not fred flinstone, but I can make
your bed rock"
haha
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little_woman
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 04 Mar 2004
Posts: 765
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Posted: 11-11-04 16:40pm
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Are those space pants? Cause your ass is
outta this world!
Legs ar the word of the day, lets go to my
house and spread it
lets do some math baby, add the bed,
subtract the clothes, divide the legs and
i'll multiply
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babyluvwu
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Sep 2004
Posts: 509
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Posted: 11-11-04 16:59pm
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Oooooo I got a good one!
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you
tonight?
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LHSbabe0207
Active User, Really EHEALTHy
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 632
Location: Louisiana girl!!!
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nippz
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 2173
Location: ,
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Posted: 11-11-04 18:08pm
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Hahaha I love the first one.
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kazza23662
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 29 Aug 2004
Posts: 36
Location: Sydney Aus
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Posted: 11-11-04 19:55pm
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I have one
" the word of the day is legs so lets go
back to my house and spread the word"
and
" my people will get in contact with ur
people and ur people will get in contact
with my people medical question it lets
get together and make our own little
people"
and thats about it
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mommabear16
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 1222
Location: illinois
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Posted: 11-12-04 17:57pm
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" are you a parking ticket? Becuase
you've got fine written all over you!"
"well here I am, what are your other two
wishes?"
"hunny, if you were a lazer, you'd be set
on stunning."
" sweetness is my weaknes"
"don't let me fall for you if you wont be
there to catch me"
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