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Q: Funny Pick Up Lines!! Add On Because They Make Me Laugh!
asked by: JeNNy985 on November 11th, 2004
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1. "are you jamacian?, because jamacian me crazy!"

2. "did it hurt? ....Ya know ..When you fell from heaven?"

3. "can I see the tag on your shirt..I just want to see if it says made in heaven"

4. "do you believe in love at first sight..Or should I just walk by again?"

5. "you must be a smooth operator because i'm receiving a 'get busy' signal"

6. "do you need a light? Because I think i've found the perfect match"

7." if I could rewrite the alphabet..I would put u and I together"

8. " do you have a map? I just keep gettin lost in your eyes"

9. "i lost my number...Can I have yours?"

10. " be unique and different...Say yes!"

11. "i'd like to get something straight between us.."

12. "if your left leg was christmas and your right leg was thanksgiving ..Can I visit you between the holidays?

13. "was your father a thief? He must have been because he stole the beauty of the heavens and gave it to you"

14."you have great legs...Can you tell me what time they open?"

15." is your daddy mentally handicapped? Because you are special"

16. " did you clean your pants with windex? I can practically see myself in them"

17. " you with those curves....Me with no brakes.."

18. " baby your feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!"

19. "i'm new in town. Could I get some directions...To your place?"

20." can I buy you a drink..To go?"

21. "girl you must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet!"

22."you're pretty hot...Some one better disable the smoke alarm"

haha add on add on!!!
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2ferano
replied on November 11th, 2004
Extremely eHealthy
Oh I like the one from the one beer commercial

"can I buy you a drink or would you rather have the cash?" omg. I died when I saw that commercial.

No, it isn't slick at all,that's why it was so funny.
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2ferano
replied on November 11th, 2004
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's f-ck.

Nice shoes, wanna f-ck?

Let's get a pizza and f-ck? (when you say no) what, you don't like pizza?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants

that's all I can think of right now.....
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JeNNy985
replied on November 11th, 2004
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Why do pick up lines remind me of the 80's?? Hahaha I don't even know...They just do and they are funny!
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oangelc543
replied on November 11th, 2004
Experienced User
A telephone conversation..

-where are you?
-i'm on the highway
-oh yea?
-yea.. Im on the highway to your heart!

Haha a guy actually said this to me once...He was just a friend tho, and was kidding with me.. It was still pretty funny.
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rachrach
replied on November 11th, 2004
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"i'm not fred flinstone, but I can make your bed rock"

haha
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little_woman
replied on November 11th, 2004
Active User, very eHealthy
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is outta this world!

Legs ar the word of the day, lets go to my house and spread it

lets do some math baby, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and i'll multiply
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babyluvwu
replied on November 11th, 2004
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Oooooo I got a good one!

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
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LHSbabe0207
replied on November 11th, 2004
Active User, very eHealthy
Aww I love the quotes!
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nippz
replied on November 11th, 2004
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Hahaha I love the first one.
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kazza23662
replied on November 11th, 2004
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I have one
" the word of the day is legs so lets go back to my house and spread the word"
and
" my people will get in contact with ur people and ur people will get in contact with my people medical question it lets get together and make our own little people"
and thats about it
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mommabear16
replied on November 12th, 2004
Extremely eHealthy
" are you a parking ticket? Becuase you've got fine written all over you!"

"well here I am, what are your other two wishes?"

"hunny, if you were a lazer, you'd be set on stunning."

" sweetness is my weaknes"

"don't let me fall for you if you wont be there to catch me"
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