Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 1134 Location: Virginia
Hope This Doesnt Offend Posted: 11-11-04 12:44pm
A man goes to visit his doctor and is
complaining of penile erection
dysfunction. His doctor tells him of a
new surgical breakthrough where they
transplant some muscle tissue from an
elephant's trunk to the base of a man's
penis. The guy agrees to the surgery as
he has tried everything else to solve his
problem.
A few months later, and after he is all
healed from the operation, he is having
dinner with a beautiful woman. His mr.
Happy begins to get excited, so much so,
that he had to undo his fly to relieve the
pressure. The next thing you know, his
penis shows up on top of the dinner table
and grabs a dinner roll and retrieves it
to his pants.
His date is quite shocked at the sight of
this, but at the same time curious. She
asks him if he can do that again. To
which he replies, "i'm pretty sure I can
do that again, but i'm not too sure if my
ass can handle another dinner roll right
now!"
