Joined: 22 Oct 2004 Posts: 1089 Location: with my love
Sex Quotes ( I Was Bored ) Posted: 11-09-04 19:48pm
The best contraceptive is the word no -
repeated frequently
when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's
sexual harassment. When a woman talks
dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute
to hear many religious people talk, one
would think god created the torso, head,
legs and arms, but the devil slapped on
the genitals.
Love is the answer, but while you are
waiting for the answer, sex raises some
pretty good questions
against diseases here the strongest fence
is the defensive vertue, abstinence
if you use the electric vibrator near
water, you will come and go at the same
time.
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We
can't help it. We just wake up and we
want you. And the women are thinking,
"how can he want me the way I look in the
morning?" it's because we can't see you.
We have no blood anywhere near our optic
nerve
whoever called it necking was a poor judge
of anatomy
for women the best aphrodisiacs are words.
The g-spot is in the ears. He who
looks for it below there is wasting his
time
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kitty2luv
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 22 Oct 2004 Posts: 1089 Location: with my love
Here Sum More Posted: 11-09-04 19:55pm
Literature is mostly about having sex and
not much about having children; life is
the other way around.
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity
of mankind. In the nineteenth century it
was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a
cure
we have reason to believe that man first
walked upright to free his hands for
masturbation
sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot
pool with a rope.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a
satisfied smile on its face and the egg is
frowning and looking put out. The egg
mutters to no one in particular, "i guess
we answered that question."
sex got me into trouble from the age of 14
: i'm hoping that by the time i'm seventy
i'll straighten it out.(this one is def
me)lol
sex: the thing that takes up the least
amount of time and causes the most amount
of trouble.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.
Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do
you get the feeling that god is playing a
practical joke?
