The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently

when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute

to hear many religious people talk, one would think god created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions

against diseases here the strongest fence
is the defensive vertue, abstinence

if you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "how can he want me the way I look in the morning?" it's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve

whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy

for women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The g-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time