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i'd like to try this...Anyone??

I think it would be fine but i'm not sure so just checking...

Okay, I don't think that's a good idea. For one thing, if you use a small, short object, it's very likely to go too far in and get stuck, which would mean not only that you have some hunk of plastic or something in your butt, but you probably wouldn't be able to deficate. You really don't want to have to show up at the er to tell the doctor you've got an eraser or something stuck in your butt, do you??

Daile

It seems logical that anything that I put up I could get down...

I beg to differ. The internet is full of "emergency room" tales.


Specifically, patients who got light bulbs and carrots and sh%t
like that caught up there, and couldn't get back out. It does happen.


I think there is a "point of no return". Just as "funny" are some of the
patients' excuses: "i was in the shower and slipped and fell on the
hand-held shower nozzle (while it was on 'pulsate')", etc.


If you're gonna use something, make sure you have a string attached
so you can pull it out. If the string breaks, well then

ah, what the hell am I even posting on here for!!!

Do what you gotta do, man.


(uh, just be careful )

Good idea on the string. I'm going to try this, but i'm going on vacation this weekend so it'll have to wait. (i'm busy packing and spazzing, etc..)

Yeah, uh, you might want to make sure it's some heavy-duty string...
And you might want to use sailor knots just to make sure...
Uh, good luck

F*ck, use a toothbrush. That's handheld, and it should relieve the itching.


Funny what the human mind can come up with, huh...?