Welcome kp! Im so pleased you found us, we're trying to find solutions to this problem but for me the best thing is having people to 'talk' to who REALLY understand what i go through every day. I get why you're nervous typing but you've really no need-you can get it all out here, we're all in the same boat. It's been a massive therapy for me. What kind of noises do you get? Where are they coming from? Is it all the time/after certain foods?
I was very nervous about talking to my doctor but i did it and i was so proud of myself. They will not laugh at you or make you feel stupid. The worst you should get is a dismissive response. Start chatting on here, you'll soon get use to talking about it and maybe one day you'll feel brave enough to talk to someone in 'real' life. Have you ever told anyone about this before?
A good starting point which i think we've all found a degree of improvement with is a healthy diet:water, porridge oats, salads, vegetables, chicken, FISH, bio-yoghurt: these have all helped me.
Coheed, i get every single syptom you've just described. When im lying in the bath, i massage my abdomen and i can feel harder areas (i think it's poo) then it moves and goes flat then there's pockets of what i think is gas that gurgle and 'pop' when i press them.Also, if i suck my stomach muscles in and out really quickly it makes noises, these are louder when im hungry.
The pain you describe up to your lungs is something i sometimes get too. I wouldn't say its 'pain' but more a massive pressure, For me, i get it when im very bloated. My whole abdomen distends and it feels like it pushes my ribcage.
My noises are the same but im feeling very happy at the moment, im coping. I went to a my nieces birthday party today and sat very comfortably for 3 hours. The room was far from silent so im sure i was getting some noise but i felt comfortable and relaxed and i often get noises you can hear over the tv etc so i obviously wasn't getting this. I didn't get that horrible vibrating in my bum-gonna fart-must hold it in-feeling. I really loved it, drank it all in, sitting comfortably with friends and loved ones, having a lovely time. People take this for granted all the time but having this problem has made me appreciate things so much more.