There were 3 men mr. White, mr. Green, and mr. Brown and they were all sitting in a hospital waiting room. The nurse came out and said "congrats mr. White! You are the new father of twins!" "hm, isn't that interesting" said mr. White. "i work for the minnesota twins", and he left. About an hour later the nurse came out again and said to mr. Green. "congrats mr green! You are the new father of 3 baby boys!". "well i'll be darn!" said mr. White "i work for 3m", and he left. When the nurse came out mr. Brown got up to leave and the nurse said "well where are you going!?" "i'm getting out of here! He said "i work for 7-up!"


rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The national anthem of greece has 158 verses.

No one in greece has memorized all 158 verses.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in new jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the english language is "screeched."

on a canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the parliament building is an american flag.

All of the clocks in the movie pulp fiction are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the english language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

"dreamt" is the only english word that ends in the letters "mt".

All 50 states are listed across the top of the lincoln memorial on the back of the $5 bill.(yes, they are on one side of the
monument)

almonds are members of the peach family.

Winston churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

There are only four words in the english language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Los angeles's full name is "el pueblo de nuestra senora la reina de los angeles de porciuncula". And can be abbreviated to
3.63% of its size, "l.A."

a cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The only real person to be a pez head was betsy ross.

When the university of nebraska cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

The characters bert and ernie on sesame street were named after bert the cop and ernie the taxi driver in frank capra's "its
a wonderful life"

a dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.