Haha, this made me laugh. My mom babysits a 3year old boy everyday, and the other day he was sitting on the couch with his hand in his pants.
My mom was like, "hey, what are ya doing down there?"
little boy sad, "umm I think there's something wrong with my penie"
mom: "whats the matter with it?"
boy: "i dunno... Its stickin' up!"
mom: "ohh, well thats okay, just stop touching it and it will go away!"
lol it was sooo funny!! ..... Maybe ya had to be there.