There was an old lady from trenton
who for 63 years took dilantin
but she had a reaction
from the drug's interaction
with some "spirits" that she was
fermentin'
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Alice in Wonderland
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 46
Posted: 09-05-04 00:10am
There once was a man on lamictal
whose dilemma still gives me a tickle
this may sound a bit corny
but it made him quite horny
he was 98, though. What a pickle!
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Alice in Wonderland
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 46
Posted: 09-05-04 00:12am
On topamax I was forgetful
which made me so anxious and fretful
as my word recall shrunk
my vocabulary stunk
i soon switched meds (as I was regretful)
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Alice in Wonderland
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 46
Posted: 09-05-04 00:41am
I find that I must wink one eye
when my tegretol level gets high
i know i'm in trouble
when I start to see double
and I walk like i've had a mai tai
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Alice in Wonderland
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 46
Posted: 09-05-04 01:22am
Depakote caused me many sad frowns
as it made me gain 23 pounds
soon wearing a large
i felt big as a barge
for the scale would never go down
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Alice in Wonderland
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 46
Posted: 09-05-04 02:09am
On neurontin, I gained some more weight
people asked me, "when is your due date?"
for I saw my weight jump
and my torso got plump
sigh! I'll never again see size eight
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Alice in Wonderland
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 46
This One Is Slightly Off Topic Posted: 09-06-04 23:01pm
A beginner in auto mechanics
was experiencing tension and panics
for the laddie would fear
cars would shift out of gear
so his doctor prescribed him some xanax
now xanax can be habit forming
and the lads doc was so misinforming
he took more than he ought
and the plight that this brought
was at work, for he wasn't performing
aye, the med made this laddie so tired
that in april, the poor boy was fired
his recall was quite blurred
as to what had occurred
and just how his dilemma transpired
there once was a boy good with gadgets
but his story, alas, it was tragic
too late he discerned
but the lesson he learned
is that no med has wonders like magic
