A woman and a baby were in the
> > doctor's examining room, waiting for the
> > doctor to come in for the baby's first
> > exam.
> >
> >
> > the doctor arrived, examined the baby,
> > checked his weight, and being a little
> > concerned, asked if the baby was
> > breast-fed or bottle-fed.
> >
> > "breast-fed" she replied.
> > "well, strip down to your waist," the
> > doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her
> > nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and
> > rubbed both breasts for a while in a
> > detailed examination.
> >
> >
> > motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
> > "no wonder this baby is underweight.
> > you don't have any milk."
> >
> > "i know," she said, "i'm his grandma, but i'm glad i
> came."
>