One day in a mall in charlotte, I was waiting for hot topic to open so I could return an article of clothing that the clerk forgot to remove the ink bomb off of, there was this nerdy looking dude. I mean that in no harmful way, but he reminded me of one of the guys from weezer in their sweater song video.
Well anyway he was waiting too, and he was later joined by matronly looking woman and a young girl, who I gauged at around 11, 12, maybe 13 or 14 tops. The girl walked by, and I started admiring the blue and white mp3 player clipped to her shorts. It wasn't until she turned a little that I noticed a little white sticky disk stuck to her belly.
That's when I realized it wasn't an mp3 player, it was a fetal monitor.
This girl looked like she was about 4'6'' and that her waistline was about as big as my thigh(an exaggeration of course, but) I felt so sorry for her, but since I had never seen someone that size pregnant, it was strangely captivating. It's one of those situations that leaves you staring with your mouth dropped.
Jesus, what's happening to us?