Hi everyone. I know a denist would have been better, but my dentist is in my parents home-town (hull) and i'm colchester.
I'm extremely loyal to this dentist because he's one of the best in the country and he's an absolute legend in dentist-form! He gave me cosmetic work on the nhs even though he's meant to be private-patients-only, and he's very quick and gentle and professional. One of my friends has incredibly ugly teeth, and after 10 years of different dentists, mine diagnosed a genetic deformity, and sent him on a four-year course of cosmetic work with a specialist in that kind of deformity! Sorry, i've digressed!
The point is, I got a train to hull to see the dentist about two weeks before the lump appeared. Annoying, eh?
Well, I saw my doctor today, and the lump is an "oral mucocoele" (pronounced "mew-co-sole") which is....
"this lesion presents as a solitary, cystic, translucent papulonodule. The patient may be very anxious that it is a malignant tumor. This lesion generally is found on the inner surface of the lip, and measure between 3 and 10mm. Mucocoeles are pseudocysts and contain mucin and are the result of obstruction of the secretory ducts of a salivary gland."
anyway, the lump has started to go away now - it's getting harder to find with every passing day, so all is well with the world.
Speaking of which - he also diagnosed an underactive thyroid - hooray!