Ok im just laying here in bed, bored out of my mind, and I look over on the nightstand and see the lube. I pick it up and start reading it....
Directions: apply a small amount to the appropriate part of the body and let the excitment begin.
Warning: keep out of eyes and ears. This product is very slippery, clean all surfaces after use.
Lol! Why would somebody put lube in their eyes or ears?!!?!?!?

hehe I just thought it was funny. I like reading funny labels and warnings and stuff... Like on bottles of soda, some say something about how the cover can explode off, so point away from people and eyes, expecsially while opening lol...