You forgot to add:
if you are on your peroid. Wearing a tampon. And your boyfriend goes urinate and then rubs you down there where you have on jeans and underware and a tampon. Yes you are definetly preggy! Cheances are your children will be half man half tampon! It's the new way to get preggy. No intercourse so you can alwways be a virgin!
Frigging losers! Lol.

Read the sticky darnit!

lmao! You two are funny!
Btw chanda dont think ive forgotten that your hiding matthews dad!

Ok I am so confused!!! What sticky do I need to read to get it?

Lol alison! Its at the top of the page & its about ways you can get pregnant

Oh ok is it the post called "truths and myths of what can get you pregnant"?? I dont get why that bd1012 made a post about that post...Lol I am so confsued!

She did because we have like the stupidest questions being asked here! I mean like, the one I stated wearing tampon, jeans on, but he touched her could she be preggo. So this post was to make fun of the dumb. Lol. It was kinda crazy!

Oh crap! I thought about sex yesterday!
I better go get tested!

My stomach is already starting to feel bigger and I think my period is going to be late! Oh no, what do I do? I am also peeing a lot more frequently. You know, since last night when I thought about sex....
Any advice?

Lol, I was afraid people were going to be mad at me for being mean, i'm glad that everyone's amused :d

Oh no angie-i think your pregnant! Get tested! Now!
Bd1012: its hilarious! Not mean!

Bumping this up

Fuuny posts but it's true there are some bizzare questions and some needing common sense where they can answer there own questions but feel the need to ask them anyways. Lol you girls are funny

Oh no, I just thought about it again!
Does that mean I am going to have twins?

Yes! You could be having twins! Don't think about it again or you'll have triplets! Pregnancy is contagious too!

Well, dangit then don't remind me! Now I am thinking about it again! Geesh.
J/k