Geeeezzzzz. Look u shouldnt be having sex if u need to ask questions like this. I am so sick of reading retarted a s s question like these. I bet it is someone screwin around. Anyone agree with me? ~ erica.

Hey how about you read the truths and myths sticky!

Erica-i agree! How can we get so many of these questions in the last couple of weeks?


Read the "truths and myths of what can get you pregnant" post at the top of the page.

This has got to be one of the most absoloute dumbest questions I have ever heard of......Of course you could be pregnant....You are pregnant! you had better go test right now because I know you are... ...Because the kleenex, water, popcorn, and chips certainly didn't get it all off......Omg what r u gonna do! Go to hell that's what. Get lost man.

Lol... I am with kissybai there is no way all of that got off his hands, omg and then what if the chip had some still on it and it fell in your lap. I mean you got all the right combinations for a baby, chips, water kleenex, yeah I remember when I got pregnant... It all started with a bag of cheetos.

Hahah!

What is wrong with people these days?! I knew I should have stayed in bed this morning

meg

Jen??? Is that u?

Omg! Duh ur not pregnant!!! U need to take sex-ed how old r u? 10????

I cant believe you asked that how stupid can you get????

Omg lmao!! That was the best!! Here I was stressing like mad about everything, and you actually got me laughing! Thanks! I have to agree with everyone here. Stop playing your silly games, and if you are serious, then grow up first before you do anything like that again.

To get pregnant, you need 1 dick, and 1 vagina, and they have to make close close contact, that is called .S.E.X. Got that? That is when the dick slides into the vagina, and sperm eather from pre-cum or ejaculation enters the vagina, and up inside you where it meets an egg... Well enough about that, but as you can see, thats the only way your getting pregnant kiddo!!

Stacey

Good lesson prof. Stacey! It takes them 3 months to teach you that in sex ed in school! You got it down to a single paragraph lol

meg

Good job stacey! That is an awesome example~! Lmao!

Lol yea, you need to take some sex ed... Uh huh, yea your pregnant, and your baby is going to come out popcorn flavored... What flavor chips was he eating? Cuz certain flavors get the sperm extra happy so they can get the egg extra fertilized. girly, you chances are slim to none of being pregnant.

Lmao

Lmao! The only thing I wanted to add is: if he was "washing" his hands, why didn't he just use soap? How many people cum on their hands, and then eat potato chips? Gross.