I not only have those problems, but do you have frequent (at least once a month) urinary tract infections, and those weird bumps on your, well, your backside (for lack of more appropriate terms)? I feel like a mutant sometimes! But in response to your problem, I get the gassy effect "down there" to the point that sometimes my husband can get offended that I am being so rude!!!! I didn't know anyone actually had that problem too! Wow, that's one less thing to mark off the "i'm in my own little discusting world" list :)