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Q: Texas/jeff foxworthy

asked by: young Girl on February 3rd, 2008

Especially eHealthy

erick
its true isnt it lol

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas ..

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ;

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas ;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ;

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas ;

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ;

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Texas ;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas

Replies(8)

number game

replied on February 4th, 2008

Extremely eHealthy

60 degrees is a little chilly to me!!!!!!!!!!

young Girl

replied on February 4th, 2008

Especially eHealthy

Need to be cheered up?
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423

Want something to eat?
Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land, Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
And top it off with: Sweetwater, Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Atlanta, Texas 75551
Buffalo, Texas 75831
Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Klondike, Texas 75448
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket!
Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Dublin, Texas 76446
Egypt, Texas 77436
Ireland, Texas 76538
Turkey, Texas 79261
London, Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460

No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse , Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth , Texas 79031

And even another planet:
Venus , Texas 76084

And a city named after our State!
Texas City , Texas 77590

Exhausted?
Energy , Texas 76452

Cold?
Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?
Santa Ana , Texas
Goliad , Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City , Texas
Robert Lee, Texas

Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670

You guessed it... it's on the state line:
Texline , Texas 79087

For the kids...
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas to make you smile...
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas 77853
Old Dime Box, Texas 77853
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City ...
Kilgore , Texas 75662

And our favorites...
Cut n Shoot, Texas
Gun Barrell City , Texas
Hoop And Holler, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas
Muleshoe , Texas

young Girl

replied on February 4th, 2008

Especially eHealthy

~~rachel~~ wrote:

60 degrees is a little chilly to me!!!!!!!!!!

lol 60 is freezing to me
well

it depends

if sun is out or not
lol

number game

replied on February 4th, 2008

Extremely eHealthy

OMG those city names are too freaking funny.

We have some weird ones around here but I only know them because there close. I'll have to look it up and see if NC has weird ones like TX.

We have

Frog Pond
Big Lick
Cottonville
Finger

blackcat34

replied on February 4th, 2008

Experienced User

Re: Texas/jeff foxworthy

the_girlfriend wrote:

erick
its true isnt it lol

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas ..

Quote:

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas

True

Quote:

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas

Hahaha I do that

Quote:

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas

LOL.. I live south of Dallas...ummmmm...well as far south as you can go in Texas

Quote:

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas

Hahaha.. so very very true From Brownsville- San Antonio: 4 hours, Austin: 5 hours, Houston: 8 hours, Galveston: 9 hours

Quote:

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas

Yuppers... not so bad down here... but when I lived in San Antonio this summer I learned this quickly... I was doing the speed limit (60) and was getting passed bad... so I slowly increased speed over time... I was doing 80 and had a cop come up behind me...I thought I was screwed... well he ended up passing me too..lol

blackcat34

replied on February 4th, 2008

Experienced User

Quote:

Like to read about History?
Santa Ana , Texas
Goliad , Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City , Texas
Robert Lee, Texas

Alamo is about an hour away from here

Katrinadoodle

replied on February 4th, 2008

Extremely eHealthy

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas

I'VE DONE THAT!!! lol.

I want to live in Why, Arizona Laughing

young Girl

replied on February 4th, 2008

Especially eHealthy

LOL erick austin is the number 1 city for the "worst drivers"

its baaaad
san antonio is bad too

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