why is it??

that if some one tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe you beleive them but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you have to touch it to be sure?

deep in the jungle, why doesnt tarzan have a beard?

if love is so blind why is lingerie so popular?

if money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

that people who spend their day sitting down often earn more than people who spend their day working on their feet?

ever notice that when you blow on a dogs face he doesnt like it but when you take him for a ride in the car he sticks his head out the window?

why isnt "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?

why do we press harder on our remote control when we know the batteries are low?

why is it that people say "they slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

hmmmm