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CaNdItAs CrAzY LaNd

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Posted: 01-31-08 10:21am
Subject: Two Nuns








While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to
Pass by the beer, wine and liquor section.
One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be
Very nice to have one, but that she would feel
Uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first nun replied that she would handle that
Without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and
Took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised
Look so the nun said, "This is for washing our hair."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under
The counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in
The bag with the beer.

"The curlers are on me."
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mamaTT

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Posted: 01-31-08 11:33am
That was cute!
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Posted: 01-31-08 11:44am
That was cute. I just got this one in my e-mail.

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.




SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

thought it would be dirty, huh Laughing
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Posted: 01-31-08 11:51am
Not the ending I was expecting!
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Posted: 01-31-08 13:28pm
Lol...here is one I just got:
Father Frank’s room
Three nuns were talking.
Sister Mary said, "I was cleaning Father Frank’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash." Replied Sister Mary.
Sister Beth said, "Well, I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms."
"Oh my," gasped the other nuns.
"What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them," Sister Beth replied.
The third nun shrieked,
"Oh caca!!”
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CaNdItAs CrAzY LaNd

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Posted: 01-31-08 15:21pm
lol!!!!
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Posted: 01-31-08 16:06pm
lol, loved them all!
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fairytale007

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Posted: 01-31-08 16:11pm
LOL Those are great! Very Happy Esp love the condom one.
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