Haha so cute!

Lol how funny k I got 2 jokes dont know if any of you will like them but here they go.

1- there were 2 dead men, man 1 and man 2 . 1 said to 2 how did u die? 2 said he froze to death. Then 2 said to 1 how did u die? 1 said well see I always suspected my wife of cheating and came home early hopeing to catch her and to my suprise she was just sitting there knitting. I looked everywhere, under the bed, in the basement , in my closet and as I was running up to our room I had a heart attack that killed me. Man 2 said to man 1 "damnit! If you had only looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive"

2- k a single woman put a ad in the paper looking for a single man, she was looking for someone who was sweet understanding, compassionate, someone who was not physically abusive or someone who wouldnt run out on her
anyway, her door bell rings and when she opens the door it is a man in a wheelchair, he says I am here about the ad in the paper and she says well your not quit what I was looking for since he had no arms or legs. He says, I have no arms to beat you with and no legs to run out on you with. She asked him how is everything down there ( you know privates) he says how do you think I rang the doorbell? Lol ~ erica.

Haha those r funny too lol

Lmao! Those are funny!

Haha I like all 3! Lmao!

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gaby

Ahahahaha

Lmao! Those are hilarious!

Shauna

Lmao those are all funny! I dont think I know of any right now, but I have read some funny ones before

Haha good idea!

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gaby