a Dog Named Sex!

HAHAHAHA

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".
I
> call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I
went
> to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that
I
> would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one
> too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what
> she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex
> since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite
a
> strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister
that
> I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until
> after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part
in
> my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't
> want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his
> church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.
> The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family
> is barred from the church from then on.
>
> When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
> When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a
room
> for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every
> room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't
> understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me
> too!"
>
> One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition
began,
> the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just
looking
> around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He
> said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't
understand,"
> I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
>
> When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody
> of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but
> Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
>
> Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for
her.
> A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4
> o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case
> comes up next Thursday.
>
> Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn
> troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day
> when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked
> me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my
best
> friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live
> any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you
should
> understand that sex isn't a man's best friend
> so get yourself a dog."