> Subject: Hospital
>
>
> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
> wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A
> young student nurse appears to give him a partial
> sponge bath.
>
> 'Nurse,' he mumbles from behind the mask, 'Are my
> testicles black?'
>
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know,
> sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and
> feet.'
>
> He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles
> black?'
>
> Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and
> heart rate from worry about his testicles, she
> overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
> covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in
> one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she
> takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong
> with them, sir!'
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
> says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was
> wonderful, but, listen, very, very closely......Are
> - my - test - results - back?