I wonder what history and religion would be like if they had been written down by women instead of men. Here are the 10 commandments of male and female relationships as written by me. Feel free to add your thoughts to these.
1. All men must not speak before saying it in their head at least three times over before uttering.
2. Men must adhere to their personal hygeine. Dirty fingernails, unkempt hair, and unbrushed teeth are signs of sinfulness and he must never touch a woman until maintaining these basic hygenic tasks.
3. Man must not attempt to greet his wife with morning wood and kissing until he has brushed his teeth and made coffee.
4. Man shall not hide his lack of hygeine behind a ball cap. Such head coverings shall be forbidden, as they cover up the fact that man cannot be bothered to drag a comb across his head every now and then.
5. Men and women shall be of equal value in all things. Unless there is an argument. Then wives get 51% of the vote.
6. Women shall spend their menses time in bed and man shall present them with gifts of food and wine, as the menstruating female needs food to keep up her strength in times of blood loss and wine to dull the painful sensations.
7. Men shall be forbidden to blow snot or urinate in the shower. They shall refrain from leaving dirty socks or underclothes on eating surfaces and shall wear only clothing which has been washed properly. There are no "grades of clean" there are dirty pants and clean pants.
8. Men shall refrain from dictating the activities of their wives (see #5).
9. Men are expected to complete as much housework as their female counterparts in all areas of cleaning, washing, and child rearing.
10. Men wil think twice prior to commenting on a woman's physical appearance, ie "your hips seem to have spread..." etc. Men who do think twice and utter such abominations shall be subject to punishment of a whim by their female partners.
I also (seriously) wonder what history would look like in the books if it had been written by women. Would women be portrayed as having had a more significant role in the formation of countries, laws, and doctrine? How would things look today?