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Q: What If Women Had Written History?
asked by: sillyakchick on December 12th, 2007
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I wonder what history and religion would be like if they had been written down by women instead of men. Here are the 10 commandments of male and female relationships as written by me. Feel free to add your thoughts to these.

1. All men must not speak before saying it in their head at least three times over before uttering.

2. Men must adhere to their personal hygeine. Dirty fingernails, unkempt hair, and unbrushed teeth are signs of sinfulness and he must never touch a woman until maintaining these basic hygenic tasks.

3. Man must not attempt to greet his wife with morning wood and kissing until he has brushed his teeth and made coffee.

4. Man shall not hide his lack of hygeine behind a ball cap. Such head coverings shall be forbidden, as they cover up the fact that man cannot be bothered to drag a comb across his head every now and then.

5. Men and women shall be of equal value in all things. Unless there is an argument. Then wives get 51% of the vote.

6. Women shall spend their menses time in bed and man shall present them with gifts of food and wine, as the menstruating female needs food to keep up her strength in times of blood loss and wine to dull the painful sensations.

7. Men shall be forbidden to blow snot or urinate in the shower. They shall refrain from leaving dirty socks or underclothes on eating surfaces and shall wear only clothing which has been washed properly. There are no "grades of clean" there are dirty pants and clean pants.

8. Men shall refrain from dictating the activities of their wives (see #5).

9. Men are expected to complete as much housework as their female counterparts in all areas of cleaning, washing, and child rearing.

10. Men wil think twice prior to commenting on a woman's physical appearance, ie "your hips seem to have spread..." etc. Men who do think twice and utter such abominations shall be subject to punishment of a whim by their female partners.

I also (seriously) wonder what history would look like in the books if it had been written by women. Would women be portrayed as having had a more significant role in the formation of countries, laws, and doctrine? How would things look today?
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Sandbox Party
replied on December 12th, 2007
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lmao!

sillyakchick wrote:
How would things look today?


a WHOLE lot more organized and cute lol.. and lots of pink.

Laughing
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Birch
replied on December 12th, 2007
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I would just ask only this; that if I complain about something or someone, it is not because I need said man to fix it. I just need him to listen.

Here's an article on Goddess Worship if anyone is interested: http://www.religioustolerance.org/goddess. htm

"Most researchers currently accept the belief that modern humans originated in Africa about 200,000 to 250,000 years ago. Until about 8000 BCE, our ancestors organized themselves into hunter-gatherer societies. Humans alone had developed the realization that their life was finite; that they would all die. This resulted in the development of the primitive religious beliefs. Societies which relied mainly on hunting by men naturally developed hunting gods to worship. Those in which gathering was more reliable generally created vegetative Goddesses. The importance of fertility in crops, in domesticated animals, in wild animals and in the tribe itself were of paramount importance to their survival. The female life-giving principle was considered divine and a great mystery. Some Goddess statues still survive from this era. One web site contains photographs of Goddess statues from circa 30,000 BCE to 1987 CE. 1

It is important to realize that many of these findings by archaeologists and historians are speculative in nature. For example, the interpretation that the old European culture stressed the female as divine is largely based on the number of carvings of a female shape found from this era. Some point to the relative lack of equivalent male statues as evidence of a Goddess culture. Others suggest that the female statues might have been the old European culture's equivalent of modern-day erotic photographs.

This "old European" culture lasted for tens of thousands of years in what is now Europe. They generally lived in peace; there is a notable lack of defensive fortifications around their hamlets. As evidenced by their funeral customs, males and females appear to have had equal status. Many historians and archaeologists believe that:

Their society was matrilineal; children took their mothers' names.
Life was based on lunar (not solar) calendar.
Time was experienced as a repetitive cycle, not linearly as we think of it.

Many academics believe that the suppression of Goddess worship in Western Europe occurred a few thousand years BCE, when the Indo-Europeans invaded Europe from the East. They brought with them some of the "refinements" of modern civilization: the horse, war, belief in male Gods, exploitation of nature, knowledge of the male role in procreation, etc. Goddess worship was gradually combined with worship of male Gods to produce a variety of Pagan polytheistic religions, among the Greeks, Romans, Celts, etc. Author Leonard Shlain offers a fascinating alternative explanation..."

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sillyakchick
replied on December 12th, 2007
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I honestly believe there would not be as much war if women RAN the world, but I just wonder what it would look like on paper if women were the ones recording history-on scented stationery no less.
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replied on December 12th, 2007
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that is the funniest thing!!

I would have to add that the use of selective hearing will be forbidden and punishable by extra household chores
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marvel
replied on December 13th, 2007
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oo! oo! do the 'women' include the gay guys too? haha.

i think history would be more or less the same if women wrote it. It would be different if women wrote it from the present female perspective, though. Way different.
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sillyakchick
replied on December 13th, 2007
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Come on Marvel! You know that being Gay is just a new fad we'll all outgrow! (Just kidding) Very Happy Gays couldn't have written history.....

Wait...maybe some did! Do we have any studies that point out any famous historical figures who might have been Gay? I'd really like to know about that.
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meblonde01
replied on December 13th, 2007
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I think if a women had written history they would write in more love..
But I think more war too.. Because woman seem to like to bicker more..
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marvel
replied on December 13th, 2007
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sillyakchick wrote:
Come on Marvel! You know that being Gay is just a new fad we'll all outgrow! (Just kidding) Very Happy Gays couldn't have written history.....

Wait...maybe some did! Do we have any studies that point out any famous historical figures who might have been Gay? I'd really like to know about that.


You never know. In some societies being sexually gay was 'normal'. In Ancient greece, men slept with each other all the time, while also taking a wife. Maybe homosexuality wasn't a 'thing' back then because it was just expected.

Napoleon was described as a very flamboyant man. You never know! haha.
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Georgia59
replied on December 13th, 2007
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marvel wrote:


You never know. In some societies being sexually gay was 'normal'. In Ancient greece, men slept with each other all the time, while also taking a wife. Maybe homosexuality wasn't a 'thing' back then because it was just expected.

Napoleon was described as a very flamboyant man. You never know! haha.


I don't know if I buy you're description of ancient greek homosexuality (so says the classics minor). I think it was more of a power thing- you could sleep with anyone in a lower position of power than you. So citizen men could sleep with anyone, male or female. Slaves could only sleep with those in power who propositioned them, or those who thier masters allowed them to. Women could only sleep with their husbands or people they were pimped out to. It was hardly a case of an equal relationship, it just had more to do with convenient sex.

But I know that's another issue, I was just going to get on my soapbox for a minute.. (as she steps off)


But I'll buy the argument that homosexuality wasn't an issue until modern times because who you slept with wasn't an integral part of your identity. That distinction didn't really happen until later.
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Birch
replied on December 13th, 2007
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sillyakchick wrote:
Come on Marvel! You know that being Gay is just a new fad we'll all outgrow! (Just kidding) Very Happy Gays couldn't have written history.....

Wait...maybe some did! Do we have any studies that point out any famous historical figures who might have been Gay? I'd really like to know about that.


The first that came to mind is Tchaikovsky. "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies"? C'mon... Wink
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Georgia59
replied on December 13th, 2007
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Why can't I edit my own posts anymore? (That's a rhetorical question, I know why) Grr... I hate grammatical errors.
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marvel
replied on December 13th, 2007
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[quote="Georgia59]
I don't know if I buy you're description of ancient greek homosexuality (so says the classics minor). I think it was more of a power thing- you could sleep with anyone in a lower position of power than you. [/quote]

I agree. My point was just that 'homosexuality' was not such a huge distinction. Men slept with other men often....even when they were married.
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sillyakchick
replied on December 13th, 2007
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I think its normal. I just wish everyone else did, too.
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