This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it
on to everyone you know, including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days than not.

Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new
name. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it
back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all 'adult' .. Arloc is now known as bootie wafflebuns, and darrow is loopy wafflebuns. You theisens out there can already determine that your new sirname is "wafflelips"! Okay, so it's potty humor, but it gave me a giggle, and that's the point!

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "captain underpants
and the perilous plot of professor poopypants" by dave pilkey. The evil
professor forces everyone to assume new names.....

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
> > a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
> > d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
> > g = fluffy h = cheeseball I = chim-chim
> > j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
> > m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
> > p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
> > s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
> > v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
> > y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
> >
use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
> > a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
> > d = burger e = girdle f = barf
> > g = lizard h = waffle I = cootie
> > j = monkey k = potty l = liver
> > m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
> > p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
> > s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
> > v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
> > y = gorilla z = stinker
> >
use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
> > a = head b = mouth c = face
> > d = nose e = tush f = breath
> > g = pants h = shorts I = lips
> > j = honker k = butt l = brain
> > m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
> > p = chunks q = toes r = buns
> > s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
> > v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
> > y = brains z = juice
> >
thus, for example, george w. Bush's new name is goober chickenshorts.
William jefferson clinton is bootie liverbiscuits. Now when you send
this on...Use your new name as the subject. And remember that children
laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times
a day.


My name was doofus wafflesquirt
mike's was buttercup cootiehead
mr. Benecio del toro aka bean (my dog) is ..... Zippy girdlesniffer... Lol hope you guys have fun!!

Gypsy