I can't help you out with the chinese calendar, but I can tell you about what a pap smear is.

The procedure is this:

The physician inserts a speculum into your vagina, so that he can see your cervix. He uses a lubricant so that it will slide in more easily and sometimes the speculum is warmed for your comfort. The speculum is actually rather scary looking because it is rather large and it doesn't look like it's going to be a comfortable procedure for you, but the best thing for you to do is relax as best you can and this will lessen the discomfort.

The speculum separates the walls of the vagina leaving an opening in the center of the speculum so that the doctor can insert a cotton swab down the center, and take a sample of the tissue of your cervix without touching any other tissue.

It really only takes a few minutes in all.

He then sends the swabs off to the lab.

I wonder how accurate that Chinese calendar is?

Try it here:
http://www.fortunebaby.com/chinesegenderpr edictionchart.html

I tried it even though I already had my child, but it still works after the fact, see if it was right! It was right for me!

Well the Chinese calendar has a 50/50 chance of being right. Just like guessing

By the way, it wasn't right for my daughter - but it was right for my son. So... 50% right. I guess better than that!

rofl!!!

I tried it on people I know who just recently had a baby, all right! but mine says boy Everyone says it's a girl, but I'm saying boy, that way at least one of us is right

nope when i was pregnant and did it it said Mika was a boy. No penis over here

nope the chinese calender was wrong for me, it told me i was having a boy, on the other hand all the wivestales were right and said i was having a girl. A pap smear is really uncomfortable, but its a necessity to make sure that your cells are healthy. It was hard for me to keep my legs open when they were doing the procedure lol, the doc was getting pissed off lol

Chinese calendar was wrong for me lol

Yikes, I hate pap smears, too. The doc always has to say, "Scoot down!" because I always slowly start sliding up and away from the edge of the table, away from him, lol!!!