You kinky girls, you! It's what yall have in mind!
Let me get another drink. Whoa, that was good. Now, I'm about ready for anything.

Uh Oh! Better close the shades. We don't want the kids to see!

I hate to be a party pooper, but unfortunatly this thread is going off topic. Can we try and keep it back in the Depression zone. I think Georgia59 might agree with me. We can take this to off topic chat if you like.

I hereby take back the above stupid, crazy, insensitive post above. This party is going way to well. Mike I can't imagine what you must be like in real life. Right now all you are is a cyber robot.

Well, this is it. This is on topic. This is how you do it.
You see, no wonder depression runs rampant. Have a drink. Let's do some dancing. Let's put away that depression. Some people just don't know how to have fun!
Well, at least I gave everybody some ideas on how it's done.
We enjoy a party, or we enjoy our depression.
Depression can be rewarding, too. At least I offered you a choice.

I told ya carrie, I'll bring chocolate for us!

oo! oo! Irish Whiskey... I got it covered. I'm all good with ace of base.

(ok, I'm done haha)

I thank you all for comming to my party. I am greatfull that not all of the party was removed. I want to give all those who came by to just look through the window, thanks.
My hope is that no one was offended, and someone was lifted out of their depression, even for the moment.
Sincere Thanks to All
Mike

MsCarrie, your a sweet heart.
What ever you do, don't put the removed comments back.
Reader imagination will do wonders.

We don't want too many people to know that the party is still goin on!
Marvel, is that a single malt Irish Wiskey you got there? I want somma that!

Now look! I told you that I can't drink. This is not far at all. I'm supposed to stand around looking like a nerd drinking my virgin "Bloody Mary'? I'm going home, that it. And the next party you have Mike, make it a dry one eh? Then maybe I can have a good time without gettying tipsy.
Geez, I have a hard enough time keeping my balance without booze. You should see all my black and blue makes from making turns to hard at the house and banging into stuff. Looks like I've been beaten up and thrown in a dumpster.

Remeber that T.V. show. It was about a bunch of doctors in the Korean war, living in the most depressing invironment imaginable. They would pull jokes, antics, and crazy parties to keep from loosing their minds.
Well!
Marvel, and I are Hawkeye, and Trapper John!

"Mash" I love it! Can I be Raidar please?

I think I'm too young for MASH...

Now I feel left out.....

LOL to you Georgia59. Only us older folk are priveed to those good ole days. Shoot, I would be happy just to be 20 years younger right now. Nah, maybe not. That would mean I would have to go through all of the same junk I already have. Never mind, white that thought out.

I thought by now one of you would have brought some moonshine around. Grandpa's 70 year old 100% knock you over stuff.

We have a still in the tent.
MsCarrie is Hotlips!

You have got to be out of you mind. Hey! cut this guy off will ya someone. He's had enough now. LMBO Mike. Ms Raidar at your service. Go find some schrapnal to take out of someone will ya both. Seriously, I could not stand her role for some reason.
The funny part about it is, that one of the hospitals I worked at Raidar really did come in to see someone and the staff said he was really rude. So, I don't wanna be him anymore. I'll be Klinger!

I bought myself a holiday movie. It was on sale at Wal-Mart for $5. I was Mixed Nuts. It had Steve Martin, and Adam Sadler, playing his yukaleilei. It's about a group of very depressed people who work at a suicide hotling during the holidays. Everybodies problems, and depressions were different. It was very funny, sad, but, the ending was up lifting.

Sounds like a good one Mike. I'll have to keep an eye out for it. Oh No! If I do that, I will only have one eye and might miss it!
Just a small sense of humor for the holidays.

Carrie