Did I Tell You About the Time.

Check this crazy shtuff out.
So, I lose my mind again, after being released from the hospital with no diagnoses. I became extremely stressed, could not sleep, but every so often I would fall asleep for about a minute and have really awful dreams that would scare me and I would wake up sweating. Delusions, paranoia, pain, it feels awful when it happens. After a couple of weeks of this evil I "decide" to pick up and leave. To gulf shores I went, from indiana, I made it there in one day, fell asleep at the wheel one time, lucky me. Anywho I'm hanging around gulf shores completely losing my mind and trying to sleep in my car, but the dreams would keep me awake. This cop shows up, obviously knows what is happening to me and tells me to meet him across this bridge at which point he would help me out to the best of his ability. So, I'm in a parking lot across the bridge having a smoke and pacing after being completely uncomfortable for weeks on end, quite a painful experience, I wouldn't recommend it if you have a choice.

So, there I am, I look up, and there is a sign about ten feet away from me, and wouldn't you know it, a short in stature goat legged man walks out from behind the sign and just stands there and looks at me for a few seconds, he was a !**@! around the waist, nothing like narnia's goat legged man, he just looked weird. So, I just stand there and look at him looking at me, I mean, what should you do? And then, he walks back behind the sign and obviously disappears, because I went shortafter to look behind the sign and there was nothing there.
So, that's my encounter with a chubby little goat legged man that can disappear, obviously a hallucination.

Crazy huh?