Great story about Aaron's mom.
This was way back in '98, just a few weeks after we started dating. We walked into Aaron's house and his mom was unwrapping an Elvis collector's plate (she's a huuuuge Elvis freak). So she showed it to me and was going on about how many others she had, etc, and I wasn't really that interested in Elvis collector plates but I was trying to be polite and listen to her. Anyway, she then says "And one day I'll hand them down to my granddaughters!" And she gave me this
look. She denies this to this day, but she had "I want you to give me some female grandbabies!" written all up and down her face! I'd only been with her son a few weeks! I was like

Ohhhh-kay then... and asked Aaron "dude what's up with your mom? She wants me to have your babies."
She still loves her Elvis plates.

She likes to show them to Alyvia too!