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Q: Nosey Old People
asked by: Sandbox Party on November 9th, 2007
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This evening.. we came home from Target, and the old lady next door, Esther, was GOING THRU OUR TRASH looking at papers we'd thrown out.

Shes such a snoop.

Like the other day, i was outside with the kids, and she stared at us the whole time.

And our livingroom has a window that faces her house, and shes always looking into ours from her house like, i shit u not, ALL day.

she watches us leave.. like, she'll stand on her porch with her brittle wrinkly hands on her hips and watch us back out and go down the street.. no shame.

Rob even caught her snooping thru our mail yesterday. She was like, *oh the mailman always accidentally gives you my mail. Im just making sure he didnt do it again.*
Uh excuse me?
Thats like, a federal OFFENSE.

Good thing i didnt catch her doing that.

What IS IT with OLD PEOPLE lately?
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ladylee70
replied on November 9th, 2007
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She sounds like a paranoid schizo. Something is going on with her. Yikes.
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Jules
replied on November 9th, 2007
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Not all old people are like that Razz

She sounds creepy though. Put some cat pooh in your mailbox - she's be sorry she went snooping then! Mr. Green
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young Girl
replied on November 9th, 2007
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Jules wrote:
Not all old people are like that Razz

She sounds creepy though. Put some cat pooh in your mailbox - she's be sorry she went snooping then! Mr. Green


lol
jules why'd you give her the idea of poop?
you KNOW shes going to do it lol
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Sandbox Party
replied on November 9th, 2007
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the_girlfriend wrote:
Jules wrote:
Not all old people are like that Razz

She sounds creepy though. Put some cat pooh in your mailbox - she's be sorry she went snooping then! Mr. Green


lol
jules why'd you give her the idea of poop?
you KNOW shes going to do it lol

lmfao


Erick gave me another good idea yesterday.. but i cant post it here lol.
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young Girl
replied on November 9th, 2007
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Sandy_Pants wrote:
the_girlfriend wrote:
Jules wrote:
Not all old people are like that Razz

She sounds creepy though. Put some cat pooh in your mailbox - she's be sorry she went snooping then! Mr. Green


lol
jules why'd you give her the idea of poop?
you KNOW shes going to do it lol

lmfao


Erick gave me another good idea yesterday.. but i cant post it here lol.


pm me lol
i NEED to know this idea
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Mommy35
replied on November 9th, 2007
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I would plant things in my trash and mailbox that says, "Esther is a nosy old bat and needs to stop looking through my stuff" or put in some paint or something that would get all over her if she got into your trash.

The cat poop idea would work too.

I would get a pic of her getting into my mailbox and call the cops. Your right that is a federal offense
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Emma2
replied on November 9th, 2007
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it's too bad trash is public property. where do you keep the trash though? if its on ur property and not on the curb then call the cops on her for trespassing...she might actually learn to mind her effin business. geesh !
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Sandbox Party
replied on November 9th, 2007
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Emma2 wrote:
it's too bad trash is public property. where do you keep the trash though? if its on ur property and not on the curb then call the cops on her for trespassing...she might actually learn to mind her effin business. geesh !


she went thru it while it was on the street.

its the fact that she was specifically looking at just the papers that irritated me.
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Emma2
replied on November 9th, 2007
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tell her that the next time she goes through ur cr@-p thats your gonna call the cops for littering.
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Sandbox Party
replied on November 9th, 2007
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Emma2 wrote:
tell her that the next time she goes through ur cr@-p thats your gonna call the cops for littering.


i saw her standing on her porch this morning when i went out to get the paper, and she glared at me and wouldnt stop staring.. and i was like, *you know, they make a medicine for that.* and she goes, *for what?* and i said, *being a nosey bit*h.*

and then i walked inside and giggled to myself.

disrespectful.. sure.
unnecessary.. you betcha.

funny??

MMHMM.
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young Girl
replied on November 9th, 2007
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lol

be careful she might be crazy
you may have to borrow mandis steal toe boots f you have a throw down with the old lady next door lol

i can see it now

sandy vs.......oh yes thats right everyone....ESTER lol
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Emma2
replied on November 9th, 2007
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Sandy_Pants wrote:
Emma2 wrote:
tell her that the next time she goes through ur cr@-p thats your gonna call the cops for littering.


i saw her standing on her porch this morning when i went out to get the paper, and she glared at me and wouldnt stop staring.. and i was like, *you know, they make a medicine for that.* and she goes, *for what?* and i said, *being a nosey bit*h.*

and then i walked inside and giggled to myself.

disrespectful.. sure.
unnecessary.. you betcha.

funny??

MMHMM.



bhwahahahahahaha!!!!! too funny!
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mamaTT
replied on November 9th, 2007
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Ha ha, take that you crazy ole' bitty!!!
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Sandbox Party
replied on November 9th, 2007
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the_girlfriend wrote:
lol

be careful she might be crazy
you may have to borrow mandis steal toe boots f you have a throw down with the old lady next door lol

i can see it now

sandy vs.......oh yes thats right everyone....ESTER lol


And in this cor-neRRRRR we have a 5 foot 6 one hundred THIRTY SEVEN POUNNNNDS... CASSANDRA!!!!

And in this cornERRRRRRR we have a 5 feet even, ninety-eight POUNDS, OSTEOPOROSIS WOMAN!!!!

DING! ROUND ONE!
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mamaTT
replied on November 9th, 2007
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Sandy_Pants wrote:


And in this cor-neRRRRR we have a 5 foot 6 one hundred THIRTY SEVEN POUNNNNDS... CASSANDRA!!!!

And in this cornERRRRRRR we have a 5 feet even, ninety-eight POUNDS, OSTEOPOROSIS WOMAN!!!!

DING! ROUND ONE!



I choked on my lunch when I read this!!! Very Happy Laughing
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mc4ever02
replied on November 9th, 2007
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Maybe she is just loney and looking for something to occupy her time.

Maybe you could take her some muffins or something and find out if she has any family. She sounds kinda sad to me.
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AyaMiyaki
replied on November 9th, 2007
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What kind of papers are you throwing away? Maybe you should invest in a paper shredder since you have someone digging through your stuff. You can never be too careful.
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Sandbox Party
replied on November 9th, 2007
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AyaMiyaki wrote:
What kind of papers are you throwing away? Maybe you should invest in a paper shredder since you have someone digging through your stuff. You can never be too careful.


just random junk mail.. copies of bills i keep filed away.. nothing important.
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yellow ribbon
replied on November 10th, 2007
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haha i read "three hundred seventy pounds for some reason and it took me a few times to figure it out.
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