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Sandbox Party
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Nosey Old People
Posted: 11-09-07 00:32am
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This evening.. we came home from Target,
and the old lady next door, Esther, was
GOING THRU OUR TRASH looking at papers
we'd thrown out.
Shes such a snoop.
Like the other day, i was outside with the
kids, and she stared at us the whole
time.
And our livingroom has a window that faces
her house, and shes always looking into
ours from her house like, i shit u not,
ALL day.
she watches us leave.. like, she'll stand
on her porch with her brittle wrinkly
hands on her hips and watch us back out
and go down the street.. no shame.
Rob even caught her snooping thru our mail
yesterday. She was like, *oh the mailman
always accidentally gives you my mail. Im
just making sure he didnt do it again.*
Uh excuse me?
Thats like, a federal OFFENSE.
Good thing i didnt catch her doing that.
What IS IT with OLD PEOPLE lately?
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ladylee70
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Posted: 11-09-07 01:42am
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She sounds like a paranoid schizo.
Something is going on with her. Yikes.
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Jules
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Posted: 11-09-07 07:20am
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Not all old people are like that 
She sounds creepy though. Put some cat
pooh in your mailbox - she's be sorry she
went snooping then! 
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young Girl
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Posted: 11-09-07 12:28pm
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| Jules
wrote: | Not all old people are like
that
She sounds creepy though. Put some cat
pooh in your mailbox - she's be sorry she
went snooping then! |
lol
jules why'd you give her the idea of
poop?
you KNOW shes going to do it lol
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 11-09-07 12:36pm
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| the_girlfriend
wrote: | | Jules
wrote: | Not all old people are like
that
She sounds creepy though. Put some cat
pooh in your mailbox - she's be sorry she
went snooping then! |
lol
jules why'd you give her the idea of
poop?
you KNOW shes going to do it
lol |
lmfao
Erick gave me another good idea
yesterday.. but i cant post it here lol.
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young Girl
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Posted: 11-09-07 12:37pm
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| Sandy_Pants
wrote: | | the_girlfriend
wrote: | | Jules
wrote: | Not all old people are like
that
She sounds creepy though. Put some cat
pooh in your mailbox - she's be sorry she
went snooping then! |
lol
jules why'd you give her the idea of
poop?
you KNOW shes going to do it
lol |
lmfao
Erick gave me another good idea
yesterday.. but i cant post it here
lol. |
pm me lol
i NEED to know this idea
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Mommy35
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Posted: 11-09-07 12:54pm
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I would plant things in my trash and
mailbox that says, "Esther is a nosy old
bat and needs to stop looking through my
stuff" or put in some paint or something
that would get all over her if she got
into your trash.
The cat poop idea would work too.
I would get a pic of her getting into my
mailbox and call the cops. Your right
that is a federal offense
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Emma2
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Posted: 11-09-07 12:55pm
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it's too bad trash is public property.
where do you keep the trash though? if its
on ur property and not on the curb then
call the cops on her for trespassing...she
might actually learn to mind her effin
business. geesh !
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 11-09-07 12:59pm
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| Emma2
wrote: | | it's too bad trash is public
property. where do you keep the trash
though? if its on ur property and not on
the curb then call the cops on her for
trespassing...she might actually learn to
mind her effin business. geesh
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she went thru it while it was on the
street.
its the fact that she was specifically
looking at just the papers that irritated
me.
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Emma2
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Posted: 11-09-07 13:01pm
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tell her that the next time she goes
through ur cr@-p thats your gonna call the
cops for littering.
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 11-09-07 13:26pm
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| Emma2
wrote: | | tell her that the next time
she goes through ur cr@-p thats your gonna
call the cops for
littering. |
i saw her standing on her porch this
morning when i went out to get the paper,
and she glared at me and wouldnt stop
staring.. and i was like, *you know, they
make a medicine for that.* and she goes,
*for what?* and i said, *being a nosey
bit*h.*
and then i walked inside and giggled to
myself.
disrespectful.. sure.
unnecessary.. you betcha.
funny??
MMHMM.
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young Girl
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Posted: 11-09-07 13:29pm
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lol
be careful she might be crazy
you may have to borrow mandis steal toe
boots f you have a throw down with the old
lady next door lol
i can see it now
sandy vs.......oh yes thats right
everyone....ESTER lol
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Emma2
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Posted: 11-09-07 13:30pm
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| Sandy_Pants
wrote: | | Emma2
wrote: | | tell her that the next time
she goes through ur cr@-p thats your gonna
call the cops for
littering. |
i saw her standing on her porch this
morning when i went out to get the paper,
and she glared at me and wouldnt stop
staring.. and i was like, *you know, they
make a medicine for that.* and she goes,
*for what?* and i said, *being a nosey
bit*h.*
and then i walked inside and giggled to
myself.
disrespectful.. sure.
unnecessary.. you betcha.
funny??
MMHMM. |
bhwahahahahahaha!!!!! too funny!
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mamaTT
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Posted: 11-09-07 13:34pm
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Ha ha, take that you crazy ole' bitty!!!
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 11-09-07 13:34pm
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| the_girlfriend
wrote: | lol
be careful she might be crazy
you may have to borrow mandis steal toe
boots f you have a throw down with the old
lady next door lol
i can see it now
sandy vs.......oh yes thats right
everyone....ESTER
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And in this cor-neRRRRR we have a 5 foot 6
one hundred THIRTY SEVEN POUNNNNDS...
CASSANDRA!!!!
And in this cornERRRRRRR we have a 5 feet
even, ninety-eight POUNDS, OSTEOPOROSIS
WOMAN!!!!
DING! ROUND ONE!
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mamaTT
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Posted: 11-09-07 13:36pm
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| Sandy_Pants
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And in this cor-neRRRRR we have a 5 foot 6
one hundred THIRTY SEVEN POUNNNNDS...
CASSANDRA!!!!
And in this cornERRRRRRR we have a 5 feet
even, ninety-eight POUNDS, OSTEOPOROSIS
WOMAN!!!!
DING! ROUND
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I choked on my lunch when I read this!!!
 
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mc4ever02
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Posted: 11-09-07 15:03pm
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Maybe she is just loney and looking for
something to occupy her time.
Maybe you could take her some muffins or
something and find out if she has any
family. She sounds kinda sad to me.
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AyaMiyaki
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Posted: 11-09-07 15:07pm
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What kind of papers are you throwing away?
Maybe you should invest in a paper
shredder since you have someone digging
through your stuff. You can never be too
careful.
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 11-09-07 15:36pm
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| AyaMiyaki
wrote: | | What kind of papers are you
throwing away? Maybe you should invest in
a paper shredder since you have someone
digging through your stuff. You can never
be too
careful. |
just random junk mail.. copies of bills i
keep filed away.. nothing important.
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yellow ribbon
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Posted: 11-10-07 10:54am
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haha i read "three hundred seventy pounds
for some reason and it took me a few times
to figure it out.
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