the True Right to Life Movement Posted: 11-03-07 13:40pm
This website is called "The True Right to
Life Movement".
Here is an excerpt:
"Evidently, as we now know, there is no
"moment of conception." The ovum is just
as alive before it is fertilized as it is
after, and who could deny that sperm are
alive and behave purposefully? Does not
the ripe, gravid ovum, coursing its way
down the fallopian tube, actively emitting
chemical signals in the hope of attracting
sperm, have a potential for becoming
human? Does not the sperm, in their
multitudes, swimming vigorously by the
hour in their quest to impregnate an ovum,
also have a potential to become human?
The destiny of each depends upon the
other, but that does not lessen their
potential for becoming a human being. Each
carries half of the instructions for
making a unique human being. Each are
genetically unique beings and when the two
become one, we begin our development as
multicellular organisms. But our true
birth came earlier in the process of
gametogenesis when a mature egg emerged
from its mature follicle, and when sperm
emerged from their seminiferous tubules to
await their turn--their chance for
continued life, in the epididymis before
completing their maturation en utero. The
unfertilized ovum requires a sperm to
unite with if it is to continue its life,
but then the conceptus requires a womb to
realize its potential for life and so on
to the infant who needs love and care to
survive. Dependence on a precondition does
not eliminate potential nor the right to
life."
Here are the legal changes they want made
to comply with the right to life:
"Among the changes:
For all women during periods of
infertility, sexual intercourse (involving
ejaculation) is to be avoided and should
at other times be concidered obligatory
(unless artificial insemination is
prefered).
For all fertile men, all acts of
extravagnial emission must be prohibited
(unless a sperm donation is being made).
All forms of post-gametogenic birth
control are to be banned.
Menstrual exudate, which must be
presumed to contain an ovum, whether
fertilized or not, must be collected and
given full funeral rights.
We call upon all right-minded people who
truly care about the lives of unborn
babies to join us in working tirelessly to
promote a true understanding of the
pro-life point of view, and to bring about
the necessary changes in human values and
behavior so that we can all one day live
in a truly moral society. We realize that
initially the ideas we present may seem
radical, but please keep an open mind and
read our FAQ section for greater
clarification of our views."
http://www.alysion
.org/truelife/truelife.html
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Rodge
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Posted: 11-03-07 13:52pm
LOLWUT. I utterly refuse to hold a funeral
for my tampons.
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Verizon-y
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Posted: 11-03-07 13:53pm
Then you can just rot in jail!!!
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Rodge
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Posted: 11-03-07 13:56pm
Look at the T-shirts. They are the
greatest thing the world has ever seen.
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young Girl
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Posted: 11-03-07 13:58pm
im sorry i just spit out my lemonade
imajining a tampon in a tiny coffin
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young Girl
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Posted: 11-03-07 14:09pm
has anyone herd of UMBERT?
i thought this was great!!!
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Rodge
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Posted: 11-03-07 14:17pm
the_girlfriend
wrote:
im sorry i just spit out my
lemonade imajining a tampon in a tiny
coffin
Would you have to name them all, do you
think, or could you get away with 'Tampon
1', 'Tampon 2' and so on?
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Rodge
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Posted: 11-03-07 14:20pm
omg. You guys, look at this:
Q: What if I'm on vacation in a
remote area and I'm going to ovulate in
four days, I don't have any birth control
pills, and I can't get any semen from a
sperm bank? I know it wouldn't be ethical
to seduce the tour guide without telling
him why, but rather than condemn my egg to
certain death, wouldn't I be justified in
committing the lesser evil?
A: Well, in your hypothetical case, it
would be too late to advise you to plan
ahead. Hypothetically, since none of our
members would be so irresponsible,
problems like this would never come up
, but let's say a
situation like this did arise. What you
have just discovered is known as an
ethical dilemma, and they're not called
dilemmas for nothing. Sometimes there may
not seem to be any way out, but you should
assume that if you can be creative enough,
you can find a way out. But if you can't,
honesty remains the best policy. What
would be wrong with just telling the
guide, or any other men you come across,
what your situation is and asking for a
donation? But then you're going to ask,
"But what if I'm thrown into an all
women's prison?" The sad truth is that
life is trouble, sometimes you'll just
have to mourn your losses the best you
can.
This is hilarious.
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Marianne0558
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Posted: 11-03-07 14:35pm
OMG!!! My 120 periods through my life....
I must have wasted about 1200 tampons!!
Holy Moley! That's a lot of funerals.
I gotta name them now...
Bob
Peanut
Bloody Mary
Captain Snatch
Petey
Margarita
Bud
Crap, I still need 1193 more names and
headstones... and caskets.
Who the hell wrote that nonsense? Looney
bin!! Hello!!!
I belong in jail!!!
Poor baby tampons!
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msrosie
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Posted: 11-03-07 15:44pm
Are these people for real or is this
satire? I hope the latter, the former is
very scary indeed.
Quote:
tr>
I utterly refuse
to hold a funeral for my
tampons.
Hmmmm......I wonder if my dog is a
mvrderer since she once got into the
bathroom garbage and ate a few of them?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew, I
know. I was utterly disgusted with her
lol.
BTW, does anyone know how to get rid of
the </tr> codes that appear between
paragraphs?
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Posted: 11-03-07 17:45pm
Oh, it's most certainly a joke...
From the "About Us" page:
"Humanity has been burdened too long by
the unconscious guilt that arises from the
profligate wasting of their gametes. Until
the slaughter of innocent gametes ceases,
our collective guilt will never be
assuaged. When we know that all of our
gametic offspring are being given every
chance to fulfill their quest to become
human, then we will know true liberation
from the oppressive weight of our shameful
history of sexual dissipation. So for your
sake, for humanity's sake, and for the
sake of your unborn gametes, we urge you
to accept your moral responsibilities, to
live up to the truth, so that you may know
fearlessness, and you too may know love."
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Posted: 11-04-07 02:09am
I hope you guys are getting this.
The message is, if you are crazy enough to
value a fertilized egg as much as you do a
born child, then in order to be logical
and not hypocritical, you must also feel
the same for eggs and sperm as you do for
fertilized eggs, embryos and fetuses.
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Posted: 11-04-07 05:08am
LOVE IT.
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Gu£st
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Posted: 11-04-07 05:13am
It is obviously pro choice people posing
as pro life people in order to undermine
the pro life reveloution.
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Rodge
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Posted: 11-04-07 06:13am
It's 'revolution', buddy.
You have to admit, it's hilarious. Look at
the T-shirts!
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young Girl
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Posted: 11-04-07 11:17am
adrienne you REALLY want one of those T
shirts dont you!
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Rodge
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Posted: 11-04-07 12:58pm
It is all I want for Christmas.
They're just so tacky and badly made! I
love them.
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Posted: 11-05-07 12:51pm
*rushes off to check out and possibly
order the t shirts!*
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Posted: 11-05-07 13:01pm
futureshock
wrote:
I hope you guys are getting
this.
The message is, if you are crazy enough to
value a fertilized egg as much as you do a
born child, then in order to be logical
and not hypocritical, you must also feel
the same for eggs and sperm as you do for
fertilized eggs, embryos and
fetuses.
correct.. BUT the two have to come
together before life is started. That is
the difference for a egg and spem.. They
are nothing without the other.. Big diff..
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Verizon-y
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Posted: 11-05-07 13:12pm
WHY are they nothing without the other?
Why is the zygote anything MORE than the
egg and sperm? The zygote by itself is
NOTHING without a womb and until 9 months
of complicated and near miraculous
processes are carried out by the mother's
body.