To be a pro-lifer, you need to be/do:
- of the belief that women who abort are dirty whores
- value the life of a fetus over the life of the mother, and once the child is born, move on to the next woman because babies aren't as important as fetuses
- believe that women carry fully-formed infants from the moment of conception
- believe that the aforementioned full-term 'babies' can feel pain, think, breathe, write sad propaganda poetry describing how they feel abortions, build model planes and so forth
- believe that anyone else having an abortion is an evil god-hating satan-worshipping baby-killer...but it's perfectly okay for a pro-lifer to abort because they do it for 'moral' reasons while the dirty whores get abortions do it out of convenience/laziness
- believe that women should birth babies no matter what, and if they die during the birth, they deserve it because they're such dirty whores or it's god's will for a woman to die during childbirth for the sake of her unwanted child
- (optional but usually a symptom of being a pro-liar) be an overly zealous Catholic
- think that adoption is a perfectly wonderful alternative (since growing up with abslutely no family and the knowledge that your own mother didn't want you is so much better than dying when you can't even feel anything)
- to stick your fingers in your ears and chant "I don't heeeear you" when anyone mentions the possibility of the fetus/child you 'saved' being neglected, abused or killed because the parent snapped
- rally to have all women's rights destroyed because women are nothing more than breeding machines and property and they don't deserve to have control over their own bodies
- most pro-liars are parents, but they will say that having children is punishment to the shrewish women for having sex. Hmm - I wonder what they think deep down about their own little waifs.
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Now, what pro-lifers think they do:
- save children, because Mommy will love them once they're born no matter what and there's no way the child will ever be unloved or abused because the pro-life vibe will be powerful enough to stop Mommy from suffocating her unwanted baby in a pillow or drowning the baby in the bathtub
- are doing God's will
- are teaching promiscuous women a lesson