What, May You Ask, Is "butt Dust"? Posted: 10-31-07 10:24am
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and
you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No
adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
breast-feeding his new baby sister After a
while he asked: "Mom why have you got two?
Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom
good night. "I love you so much that when
you die I'm going to bury you outside my
bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted
a pain killer. She tried in vain to take
the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a
child-proof cap and she'd have to open it
for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little
girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she
got the hiccups. "Please don't give me
this juice again," she said, "It makes my
teeth cough."
D J (age 4) stepped no the bathroom scale
and asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young
couple that were hugging and kissing in a
restaurant. Without taking his eyes off
them, he asked his dad: "Why is he
whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking
worried. When his Mom asked what was
troubling him, he replied, "I don't know
what'll happen with this bed when I get
married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible
story. His dad read: "The man named Lot
was warned to take his wife and flee out
of the city but his wife looked back and
was turned to salt." Concerned, James
asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when
they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman
her Mom knew.. Tammy looked at her for a
while and then asked, "Why doesn't your
skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never
forget... this particular Sunday sermon ..
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms
extended toward heaven and a rapturous
look on his upturned face "Without you, we
are but dust..." He would have continued
but at that moment my very obedient
daughter
who was listening leaned over to me and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little
four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is
butt dust ?
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chrissy721
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Posted: 10-31-07 10:30am
i read that last one and burst out
laughing. Have to mention that it is dead
quiet in the office today. Everyone
probably thinks I'm insane.
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Bridget
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Posted: 10-31-07 10:32am
Quote:
STEVEN (age 3)
hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I
love you so much that when you die I'm
going to bury you outside my bedroom
window."
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Mommy35
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Posted: 10-31-07 10:35am
Those are so cute!
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Re: What, May You Ask, Is "butt Dust"? Posted: 10-31-07 10:41am
[quote="BamaMommy"]SUSAN (age 4) was
drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don't give me this juice again,"
she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
[quote]
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