every day i get annoying scams in my emails saying I have won or inherited money. such as:

JOHN & COUNSELORS AT LAW)
06 BP 1409 AKPAKPA DODOMEY
COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN.

My dear Friend,

I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick up your
$950,000.00 Bank Draft but I did not heard from you since that time.
Then I went and deposited the Draft with Courier Security Company here
in Benin Republic, because I travelled to Iraq to see my boss and will
not come back till next month end. I want You to contact the Courier
Company to know when they will deliver your package. I have paid for
the delivering charges and insurance fee.The only money you have to
send to them is there security keeping fee which is $96.00 Us Dollars
to received your package.

This is their Contact Address, Contact Hon.Odiriga Mike.
Director of the courier delivery company Benin Republic.
E-mail:(info_royalcourriercompany@yahoo.fr )
Phone number 229-93413717.

Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid increasing the
security keeping fee and also give them your contact delivering address
to avoid any mistake on the delivering. Let me know immediately you
receive your Draft.

Thanks.
Barr.Hill John.


or/

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTIONPANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
E-mail:
senhousenig@sify.com

FILE CODE #: ATM/LAG/NG

ATTN: BENEFICIARY,



Going by series of petition received from International Body on the way your inheritance fund was handled by our correspondence office .After Extinctive close door meeting with Board of Directors and other Stake holders in the Government, Subcommittees of the House Of Assembly and the House of Rep , Federal Republic of Nigeria.

It was Resolved and Agreed upon that your Heritance Fund would be released on a special method payment , which tag Name Reads SWIFT CREDIT CARD, This method of payment is designed by the Government to avert fraud perpetration or stoppage of fund by Some Agencies. Either Through Anti Terrorist Certificate or other certificates. This Swift Credit Card would be issued to you upon meeting with the Bank Requirement.

This office, has Been Mandated to take charge of the Issuance of the ATM SWIFT CARD And that your inheritance payment file should be passed to my desk for clarification .Upon Certification that your file is ok.This Office would Direct you on how to receive your over Due inheritance fund via ATM SWIFT CARD .The ATM CARD would be delivered to you via Courier. In the light of this aforementioned, You are required to furnish the following information. To the Paying Bank Afribank Plc Dr JEMAS KALU on this email :atmpayment111@sify.com Direct Tel : 234-1-4720582

1) Your Full Name......................

(2) Address where you want the payment centre to send your ATM CARD.................

(3) Phone And Fax Number...................

Your Next of Kin Name and your date of Birth. Your telephone number and fax This Information’s would be used in opening of an account here .It's from here that the ATM would be used in issuance of The ATM SWIFT CARD in your favour with the Atm Card Number and all your information inserted into the card. Upon completion of this issuance of the Atm Card ,It would be send to you via Courier to your residential Address. Urgently furnish this office with your Contact information in order to reconfirm if it's in line with the one contained in our payment data. Be informed that your fund has been called back and it's now in a suspense Account here in Our Bank.

A new Account has to be opened in your Name Before The Swift Credit Card is issued. Waiting for an urgent response.

Yours Faithfully


Senator David Mark
(New Senate President Federal Republic OF Nigeria )



I just wondered if anyone had any funny ones to post?