This Is Pretty Funny.....prescription Drugs......

In Pharmacology, all drugs have

two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of

Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called

Naproxen. Amoxil is also

called Amoxicillin

and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.







The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration

by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled

on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,

Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.







Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid

form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for

use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself

a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it

gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs"

and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market

the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.







Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants

and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,

there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections

and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.