Did anyone see this movie??? It was one of my favorite movies. Do you remember Milton and the red stapler? And when they kept moving his office until they moved him in the basement???
Well...
There is a lady at work who grinds on everyones nerves. She only works part time and the rest is made up for by workmans comp - back injury. Well, she shouldn't even be working in our office, but they can't fire her because of fear of a lawsuit. So she continues to work despite being given the grunt work in the office.
She also happens to share an office with me. She used to be up front, and then they moved her to a very small office, but then, she got moved to my office. My office had two desks, so it was ok at first...she was supposed to have left or be taken off workmans comp in March, and she is still here.
She has always gotten on my nerves, but the past few days it has gotten really bad. First off, she doesn't like my radio station or the fact that she can't hear it...I only keep it on for background noise, not for the music. So because she can't hear my radio, she brought her own. Well she doesn't listen to my station, so she wears headphones. Not so bad.....YEAH RIGHT!!!! So now she hums ALL DAY LONG

and absolutely drives me crazy. She can't hear how loud she is being so she does it even louder...
Yesterday was the last straw. I had a very important report that had to get done by lunchtime...well my boss passed me in the hall and asked how it was going, and I told him I would get a lot more done if there wasn't so much humming noise in my office...just joking with him...(its kinda an ongoing joke with what she actually does in the office.) And he said, Ok thats enough, you need to be able to concentrate and do your work...we are going to order you your own desk...YEAH!!!!!!
I am so excited. Yesterday they ordered it and today after she left, we moved our old desks out and made room for my new desk... So now I will have my own office all to myself to listen to whatever I want to and not be distracted. You have no idea how nice this is going to be.
So as for her, they moved her again to a really small desk in the corner of our conference room. I just keep thinking of Milton from Office Space...I hope she doesn't attack me when Im not looking or blow up the building or anything...
I hope you guys don't think Im being mean, you have no idea how long I have been waiting for this, and how hard it is to share an office with this woman. It is just really hard to explain it to you without you knowing her...