Have you tried free-ballin'?
Wait, that will hurt more if you're
wearing jeans hehe. Don't have experience
because I don't have a penis.
But, the dermaplast spray has lidocaine in
it, so it numbs everything up. I think
maybe you should go to the drug store and
try it out. Trust me, you will be going
through a can a day. And the doctor told
me it was safe to use on stitches and
such.
I was scared to try it b/c I thought it
would burn more, but it is AWESOME. Spray
everything and then put boxers on, I
really think it will help.
As for the swelling, have you tried ice
(maybe not ice, but something cold)
packs?
Try putting a bag of water in the
refrigerator and see if that relieves some
of the pain/swelling.