I'm really 45.

I am Pamela Anderson's long lost twin brother

lol

i am actually a 57 year old man who is long past his sell by date. i always wanted to be pregnant but unfortunately i'm the wrong sex. i dress up in womens clothing and steal my grandkids to take photos together. then i sit here jerking off at all the photos of you lovely girls. wishing i could make my self into a convincing transvestite

lmfao.

girl you crack me up.

Wow. Creepy.

*takes a deep breath of helium*

hi my name is becky!

im really a purple people eater and i like it

im actually a lesbian and men gross me out.. reese is my nefew and shawns a woman named shawna...

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you, for all my life!

ok i'm done.

Dalton is really m son.I couldn't afford him at the time so I just gave him to my sister after she got married.Thats why he looks so much like me. I also am pregnant with twins. I know because I had sex twice in a hammock and drank a caramel latte after that.

lmao!

edit: wow...I've been gone awhile I guess. I typed something else and it put "ha ha ha"

I'm a former child actress. My money's been put into a trust fund that I can't touch until I turn 45. And once I do, I'm buying my own island and nominating myself High Empress of Awesome.

Oh, and my dad runs the FBI. I can make one phone call and have any of you killed in an hour. You're lucky I'm nice.

WOW you are all so fun. You made me laugh for the first time today.

Heres mine.

Im really an alien from Uranussss LOL I have purply skin, 3 eyes, and 2 mouths. Im really 16,000 years old so Im still considered young to be pregnant. N we have litters not just one baby so Ill will have about 12 kids in no time.

lol Ok you beat my story... HMM Ill have to try another

haha gotta one up myself..

yesterday i was walking around and found a lotto ticket, cashed it in for a billion dollars, bought a small island, and am planning on deporting all ignorant famous blonde's there such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears, and allowing them only syrup of Epikak and wheat thins to eat.

I am actually Kat Von D.

cummere so i can do you.

i am a female pimp and im working on owning all you ladies so i can make me some money

I have straight hair.