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Q: I'm Going to Puke.
asked by: ThriftyGal on September 10th, 2007
Extremely eHealthy
I have a bad habit of not wearing panties.

Anyways... I'm sitting here in my school pants and I crossed my legs on the chair and I look at my lap and what do I see, my cootch. My pants are split right in the crotch... and it's a long split, about 3 and a half inches.

I'm trying to tell myself it happened some how in the last hour and a half since leaving school... oh I really really hope so. What if I was walking around all day like this and tons of people noticed. : (

I feel really sad and like crying or puking. What if everyone saw my, you know...

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Sandbox Party
replied on September 10th, 2007
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lol girl no one should be looking at ur girly bits anyway.. and if they did see something ,it wouldnt be more than the skin you show on ur tummy.. so dont worry. Peep shows are fun ^_^ as long as no one touches... you'll be ok. Its nice to air the girly bits out once in a while lol.
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AyaMiyaki
replied on September 10th, 2007
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I'm pretty positive that someone would have said something to you, whether it be nice or rude. Some stupid boy probably would have been like WOO WOO!, you know? Or a bunch of girls would have started giggling and said something rude like "how's the breeze" or some crap. People are too immature not to speak when they see stuff like that.

I'm sure no one noticed! Sad
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tigresacanela24
replied on September 10th, 2007
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I totally agree with Laura. Someone would have made some sort of snide comment about it if anyone had seen.
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ThriftyGal
replied on September 10th, 2007
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It's not ripped at the top by the pubis, it's ripped down the middle so that I can see my lips completely.


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Mabel
replied on September 10th, 2007
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tanyaface wrote:
It's not ripped at the top by the pubis, it's ripped down the middle so that I can see my lips completely.


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Show it off! You wear those lips well, girl. Smile

Just make sure to either fix the pants or mark them so that doesn't happen again.

((hugs)) it is all over now except those icky feelings of 'what if someone saw me...'
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tigresacanela24
replied on September 10th, 2007
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Then there's definitely a good chance that no one saw since it's actually between your legs. They would have had to be standing in front of you while you were sitting down with no one else in front of you.
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Sandbox Party
replied on September 10th, 2007
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oh if its ripped down there, no one could see while you were walking.. and under a desk is pretty hard to see as well.. so im sure you're ok!
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Mommy35
replied on September 10th, 2007
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OMG I just about fell out of my chair when I read this.

I'm really sorry your pants are ripped, I just think you have an amazing way of explaining things.
Thank you Tanya, you just made my Monday!!!!!!!!!!
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ThriftyGal
replied on September 10th, 2007
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Haha in that case it was all worth it if I made someone laugh. Something positive from humiliation.

Thanks you guys, I feel better and I totally believe you guys when you say that no one probably saw.

Haha Ingi "you wear those lips well".
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Mabel
replied on September 10th, 2007
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tanyaface wrote:
Haha in that case it was all worth it if I made someone laugh. Something positive from humiliation.

Thanks you guys, I feel better and I totally believe you guys when you say that no one probably saw.

Haha Ingi "you wear those lips well".


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yellow ribbon
replied on September 10th, 2007
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omg im dying laughing right now. my SIL prob thinks im nuts cuz im jsut sitting at the computer laughing. one time when i was pregnant with macy i sat down into the jetta which is practically on the floor i ripped my favorite pants all the way thru the crotch. i was so upset cuz i felt like such a fat ass.

ya and i dont normally wear undies either Wink
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arcadia
replied on September 10th, 2007
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Damn, T. I wish I would've seen.... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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ThriftyGal
replied on September 10th, 2007
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Okay well I haven't exactly shaved in about a week. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.

Everyone say "ew", I don't care! It's an inconvenience to keep it bare every single day. : ) I'm busy!

So no Krissy, you definitely don't wish you had seen.

Glad to have made you laugh Danni!

I'm going to start wearing undies. It's going to be a hard change to make because I am at the point where I've gone so long without them that they seem unnatural. About two years ago I was sleeping at my friends house with one of her friends when she let me know there was a huge hole in my pajama's. I wasn't wearing undies then either, and she got a nice crotch shot. I felt so stupid, but obviously didn't learn.
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Mabel
replied on September 10th, 2007
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No need to wear undies. Just don't go being like Britney Spears and getting pictures of your cooch when you are climbing into cars.

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Backwerds_jibberslang
replied on September 11th, 2007
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wowowo! that sucks! but like everyone else said, seeing as it was so far down I doubt anyone saw it. thats pretty embarassing. . but amusing! Laughing
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Bridget
replied on September 11th, 2007
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i'm sorry, but this made me laugh. i would have been mortified too though.

tanya, you were in my dream last night (again). you ruined my green sweater.
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