Masturbation; Is It Wrong? Posted: 09-08-07 18:57pm
I came across this page and thought it
might pose a good debate here. It is
basically an article stating why it is
wrong for a person, especially a male, to
masturbate and that it can cause physical
problems.
Short version for women:
Quote:
.. affects the
development of the brain, nerves, sexual
and produces female impotence, physical
exhaustion, loss of memory, vitality and
magnetism. Woman starts rejecting man
because her sexual possibilities decrease
progressively. Woman who does not
masturbate, keep on her vitality, beauty,
the sparkle in her eyes, powerful magnetic
field, good pitch, etc. Women should avoid
porn, vulgar conversations, as well as
struck up a friendship with good people.
Short version for men:
Quote:
...When somebody
masturbates, is committing a crime against
nature. After entity of semen has been
ejaculated, it remains such a peristaltic
movement in the phallus, this is known by
every man. When masturbating, cold air is
absorbed by the phallus with the
peristaltic movement. This goes later to
the brain, therefore many cerebral
faculties are exhausted. Innumerable men
have become insane because of the
abominable vice of masturbation. A full
air brain is a stupid brain in a one
hundred percent. So, we condemned this
vice in a one hundred percent
...Sperms contain DNA (Deoxyribonucleic
Acid), carrier of the heredity genetic
code and determinative for the sexual
aspect; RNA (Ribonucleic Acid), enzymes,
proteins, glucosides, lecithin, calcium,
phosphorus, biological salts,
testosterone, etc. when masturbation is
carried out, all of these components are
extracted from the organism which does not
allow a normal development when is during
adolescence, because this same energy is
the one that is going to help him/her to
develop.
Masturbation exhausts the calcium of the
organism causing pains in the bones and
fatigue in the legs. Strong bones indicate
virility. It is known that red cells and
platelets are formed in the bony marrow.
The masturbating adolescent does not allow
a good formation of his/her bony marrow
and this brings consequences to him/her
for the rest of life. When exhausting the
phosphorus by masturbation, nervous
problems and tremors are generated. With
masturbation lecithin is exhausted too,
and this generates nervous exhaustion,
that is a general lethargy of nerves.
No clue. You should check out the rest of
the site though. They have tons of pages
on pre-marital sex, abortion, etc. They
sound like a bunch of looney toones to me
but I thouhgt it would be interesting to
see what others thought.
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AyaMiyaki
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Posted: 09-08-07 19:10pm
*sigh* Yeah, it's a religious site.
Masturbation = teh b@d in some religion's
eyes, I guess.
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young Girl
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Posted: 09-08-07 19:37pm
ahh masturbation is completley normal and
there is NOTHING wrong with it
reguardless of what that site says
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amethyst eyes
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Posted: 09-08-07 20:19pm
The interesting part of it is that they
went the extra mile to guilt people out of
doing it. They state that not only is it
wrong but it can lead to insanity in men
and other side efffects. It will also
ruin your relationships with others and
make you lose the desire of the opposite
sex.
LAME!
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Georgia59
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Posted: 09-08-07 23:45pm
Darn victorian influences....
Did you know it makes you grow hairy palms
too?
This is the reason that PE and ED are such
awful problems nowadays.
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 09-09-07 01:10am
lol i pride myself in my beliefs...
but damn.
Thats just over the top and unnecessary.
this is funny...
Unexpected Events
All of the reports of funny masturbation
sessions involved unexpected situations,
such as when a man unknowingly used his
wife's tanning lotion for lubrication one
night. His hand and penis turned orange,
leaving no doubt the next morning what he
had been up to. A similar situation that
could make you cringe involved two young
teens experimenting with Icy-Hot in a
session of mutual masturbation. Ouch!
A young man and his friend were sharing a
masturbation session when, just as he was
climaxing, he tumbled off the end of his
bed and broke his right arm. His friend
had to clean him up and get him dressed
before he could call his mom out of work
to take him to the hospital. Don't you
wonder how they explained that one?
A boy found himself alone in the school
shower room after sports practice, so he
turned toward the wall and began to
masturbate. As he glanced over his
shoulder to be sure he was still alone, he
noticed someone else in the shower room
with a small penis, also masturbating.
Then he had to laugh at himself as he
realized he'd seen his own reflection in a
foggy mirror.
I guess we aren't going to here much from
the overtly religious group huh?
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 09-09-07 01:33am
i think we should all come out and admit
it.
I MASTURBATE.
lol.
Ok, i said it.
Persecute me now. ^_^
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amethyst eyes
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Posted: 09-09-07 01:39am
Watch out, it can cause insanity
I must be a nut job then! (no comments on
that please )
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HcoBrunette06
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Posted: 09-09-07 01:45am
hahahaha
it feels good, what can i say
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 09-09-07 01:47am
iridescent_opal
wrote:
Watch out, it can cause
insanity
I must be a nut job then! (no comments on
that please
)
lmfao.
girl you crack me up. I busted a nut when
i read that.
*oops*
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Lion79
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Posted: 09-09-07 05:07am
I think that article posted is absolute
rubbish. I bet those claims are not
supported by any real evidence and the
grammar is just...sick! Sorry, but it
sounds like it was written by someone
whose english is not the best, and hasn't
bothered to get it at all corrected. That
to me makes it seem unprofessional and it
just annoys the hell outta me lol
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amethyst eyes
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Posted: 09-09-07 10:51am
I kept the mistakes for everyone to see in
my quotes. I thought it added to
their...Charm?
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young Girl
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Posted: 09-09-07 11:28am
rainfire1424
wrote:
i think we should all come
out and admit it.
I MASTURBATE.
lol.
Ok, i said it.
Persecute me now.
^_^
lol im guilty!!!!!!!!!!
funny how mo men have responded to this
topic yet...
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Juan Toobie Healthy
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Posted: 09-09-07 11:58am
Well then let me be the first male to
reply. I'm actually guilty of the Icy Hot
thing. One time I rubbed some of it onto
my girlfriend's unmentionables as a joke.
She had no idea what I was doing but was
enjoying it at first and I was trying my
hardest to keep a straight face. Then she
mentioned that whatever I was doing was
starting to burn. Next thing I know she
got up, ran into the bathroom, started a
bath, jumped in and started flushing
herself out. On one hand it was pretty
hilarious (in a sadistic way I'll admit),
but on the other hand I was feeling pretty
guilty. I guess I didn't realize it would
burn as bad as it did. I decided there was
only one way to remedy the situation.
Standing in the doorway to the bathroom, I
proceeded to apply some Icy Hot onto my
naughty parts. A few seconds later I was
in the tub with her franticly trying to
wash it off. Although we both look back at
the incident and laugh, that probably
wasn't the brightest stroke of genius I've
ever had. I don't know what posessed me to
do something so stupid. Maybe it was just
the result of mental retardation due to
excessive masturbation.
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young Girl
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Posted: 09-09-07 12:25pm
Juan Toobie Healthy
wrote:
Well then let me be the
first male to reply. I'm actually guilty
of the Icy Hot thing. One time I rubbed
some of it onto my girlfriend's
unmentionables as a joke. She had no idea
what I was doing but was enjoying it at
first and I was trying my hardest to keep
a straight face. Then she mentioned that
whatever I was doing was starting to burn.
Next thing I know she got up, ran into the
bathroom, started a bath, jumped in and
started flushing herself out. On one hand
it was pretty hilarious (in a sadistic way
I'll admit), but on the other hand I was
feeling pretty guilty. I guess I didn't
realize it would burn as bad as it did. I
decided there was only one way to remedy
the situation. Standing in the doorway to
the bathroom, I proceeded to apply some
Icy Hot onto my naughty parts. A few
seconds later I was in the tub with her
franticly trying to wash it off. Although
we both look back at the incident and
laugh, that probably wasn't the brightest
stroke of genius I've ever had. I don't
know what posessed me to do something so
stupid. Maybe it was just the result of
mental retardation due to excessive
masturbation.
lol no because one time i put icy hot on
travis nipples
yeah...not a good idea lol
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Sandbox Party
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Posted: 09-09-07 14:17pm
Juan Toobie Healthy
wrote:
Well then let me be the
first male to reply. I'm actually guilty
of the Icy Hot thing. One time I rubbed
some of it onto my girlfriend's
unmentionables as a joke. She had no idea
what I was doing but was enjoying it at
first and I was trying my hardest to keep
a straight face. Then she mentioned that
whatever I was doing was starting to burn.
Next thing I know she got up, ran into the
bathroom, started a bath, jumped in and
started flushing herself out. On one hand
it was pretty hilarious (in a sadistic way
I'll admit), but on the other hand I was
feeling pretty guilty. I guess I didn't
realize it would burn as bad as it did. I
decided there was only one way to remedy
the situation. Standing in the doorway to
the bathroom, I proceeded to apply some
Icy Hot onto my naughty parts. A few
seconds later I was in the tub with her
franticly trying to wash it off. Although
we both look back at the incident and
laugh, that probably wasn't the brightest
stroke of genius I've ever had. I don't
know what posessed me to do something so
stupid. Maybe it was just the result of
mental retardation due to excessive
masturbation.
lol ur hilarious.
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Mommy35
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Posted: 09-09-07 19:22pm
If it's a sin, than there are a lot of
sinners in the world. It's only wrong if
you do it in front of people that don't
want to see it, like in public.
I worked with a boy that accidently got
Icy Hot on his boy parts. He was jumping
around like they were on fire. It was
hilarious, but I felt awful for laughing.
)
