Bad Joke
God came to Adam and Eve and said he had 2 gifts for them. God spoke,
"The first gift is the ability to pee while standing and the second is..."
Adam interupted, "Oh, Oh! ME! I want that one! Then I won't have to stop my work in the garden when I have to go!"
God rolled his eyes and granted Adam the gift to Stand and Pee.
Then God said, "Well, Eve, I guess you get multiple orgasms."
lol sorry, didnt mean to offend anyone, I just thought it fit the topic at hand.