When at home or somewhere familiar I sit, but when at school, at work or in public places I prefer standing up because I don't much trust the public hygiene. Of course I won't mind sitting for number 2 as I don't really have a choice
God came to Adam and Eve and said he had 2 gifts for them. God spoke,
"The first gift is the ability to pee while standing and the second is..."
Adam interupted, "Oh, Oh! ME! I want that one! Then I won't have to stop my work in the garden when I have to go!"
God rolled his eyes and granted Adam the gift to Stand and Pee.
Then God said, "Well, Eve, I guess you get multiple orgasms."
lol sorry, didnt mean to offend anyone, I just thought it fit the topic at hand.
I stand most of the time. But if I'm that tired (which is often) because I get like 4 hours of sleep and I can't think, I just plop down on the toilet and pee or whatever cuz I don't care at that very moment.
P.S. Dudes need to learn how to aim if you are going to stand, I find it rather amusing how I have to go further away from the urinal then comfortable cuz I don't want to step on the pee all over the floor.
i sit so that way if i've had extra-spicy food the nite before and well, a disaster's about to happen, there's nothing to worry 'bout. it saves time too; u don't have to necessarily wash ur hands, unless u're sitting too close to the edge and still have to handle ur business to get the aim right. u pull em down, sit down, and pull up. if i'm at a public restroom, i'll use the stall but i'll still stand. is that weird?
i always stand and i think its very homosexual of a man to sit down.
Strange reaction. Most reactions of men that sit indicates that it is for convenience. I never heard that homosexuals might sit on the toilet. I think a lot of them prefer to stay especially in public so they will be seen and are able to see the others