Hahahahaha. I didn't fart in front of Mike for the first year or so of us dating. After moving in with him though, I couldn't hold it back anymore! The first time I farted in front of him he was SO shocked. Now I chase him around the apartment with my farts.
Funny fart story...
I was in girl scouts when I was younger. I must have been about 8 years old, and we were having a moment of silence when out of nowhere I farted REALLY REALLY loud. Like...EXPLOSIVE. I thought it was going to be silent...I couldn't help it I really had to fart!!!
Of course everyone burst out laughing at me. To make matters worse, the scout leader pulled me aside and told me how its inappropriate to do that. She made me stand up in front of my entire troop and apologize for farting! I didn't ever want to go back to girl scouts again after that, hahaha. I was traumatized. It's funny looking back on it though.