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Jasmine86
on February 1st, 2008
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Hahahahaha!
Awesome responses! Always thought it would be really embarassing, but it doesn't sound like it!
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anniek
replied on February 1st, 2008
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To Maji. When I was scrolling and reading my little boy came up next to me to ask a questiong and he saw your picture and just started laughing! Now he keeps asking to see the dancing guy! LOL!
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orthogirl
replied on February 2nd, 2008
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lol nope, i sure don't. my boyfriend does and it's actually annoying. i try to keep my farts limited to a bathroom. nobody wants to smell ass for an extended period of time. it's just not fun.. and definately not romantic.
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orthogirl
replied on February 2nd, 2008
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oh yeah, btw, i do everything else in front of him.. it's not an issue of embarassment.. it's more like.. i'd rather not pollute someone elses air intake with my bodily gasses.
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MyLove4U
replied on February 16th, 2008
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my hubby thinks it's pretty funny that i do it all the time in front of him. Razz it's nice to have a laugh every so often. Smile
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Little Miss Oops
replied on February 18th, 2008
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Eiri wrote:
My ex would fart occasionally too, but he always made a big deal about it since they'd come in groups, so he'd have a lot of farts all at once. Once, he stood with his butt against the window in the middle of the night farting... I just about died laughing XD


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i like literally fell on the floor laughing at that trying to imagine a man with no face standing with his naked butt against a window and farting multiple times lol LMAOX10
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YettieGal
replied on February 20th, 2008
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Dale123 wrote:
The Ginger 1 wrote:
the_girlfreind wrote:
yep i fatred on travis last night while we were watching TV
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however mine rarely make noises so i asked him how do i make them sound louder? lol it was like a fart lesson


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... to make them louder is to eat Baked Beans ha ha ha ha ha ha
Lesson no 1 .... Open Tin of Baked Beans ... either eat straight from the tin cold, or heat them up and place on Toast, or as a side dish to your main meal .... wait about 2 hours and Rip 'em farts out ...

Lesson No 2 .... Make sure b/f or anyone who appreciates a good blast is nearby.


Tomorrow - we'll cover Health and Saftey aspects of Gas release....

Lesson No 3 ... make sure there are no naked flames nearby

Leeson no 4 .... if there are naked flames nearby, ignite fart carefully .. without burning your joggers.


LOL you are pretty funny!


Someone's obessed with FARTS!! LOL I prefer to do "walk bys" at work-- the music drowns out the loud ones...especially if you get a rude table (waiteress) it's the "silent treatment" with a little kick ROFL
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PenguinsRus
replied on February 21st, 2008
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Hahahahaha. I didn't fart in front of Mike for the first year or so of us dating. After moving in with him though, I couldn't hold it back anymore! The first time I farted in front of him he was SO shocked. Now I chase him around the apartment with my farts.

Funny fart story...

I was in girl scouts when I was younger. I must have been about 8 years old, and we were having a moment of silence when out of nowhere I farted REALLY REALLY loud. Like...EXPLOSIVE. I thought it was going to be silent...I couldn't help it I really had to fart!!!

Of course everyone burst out laughing at me. To make matters worse, the scout leader pulled me aside and told me how its inappropriate to do that. She made me stand up in front of my entire troop and apologize for farting! I didn't ever want to go back to girl scouts again after that, hahaha. I was traumatized. It's funny looking back on it though.
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Maji
replied on February 27th, 2008
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anniek wrote:
To Maji. When I was scrolling and reading my little boy came up next to me to ask a questiong and he saw your picture and just started laughing! Now he keeps asking to see the dancing guy! LOL!


heck yess!
but thats not called dancing...
its skanking Very Happy
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Rick_Nielson
replied on November 2nd, 2009
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Elevator farts...
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