Love_Like_Winter
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Location: England, UK
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Posted: 08-24-07 08:04am
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Haha its good to be comfortable enough
with each other to fart out loud! My
boyfriend farts non stop  He
always gives me a look when I do one but
you can tell he wants to laugh ...and I
say I learnt it from him lol 
Funny topic!!!
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Fairy*Godmother
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Hi
Posted: 08-24-07 08:14am
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Oh Lord...there are too many politically
correct people in this world. Life is a
gift and you only have one go around. YES,
I fart with the best of them. Its
GAS....its a natural
occurance...........just don't take a
laxative and fart. Especailly if you are
ironing and forget you took the laxative
earlier...............We play "Name That
Tune".....a person who can not laugh at a
fart is not worth being around....... Now,
I would not fart like in church or in a
really nice public place.......depending
on if hte people around me were snobby or
not I just might. I do not care what
someone thinks of me.......I do try to
make sure I have soemone ele to blame it
on. The worse place is in the detergent
aisle.....you can't mask a fart smell with
perfume!!!!!!!!!! Now a belch is somthing
else.......you know if your ass has passed
it up it has to be bad!
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diamondsimone
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Joined: 22 Sep 2007
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Location: nyc, usa
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Posted: 09-25-07 05:51am
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i fart in front of my b f all the we cover
each others ears lol but you gotta make it
interesting like for example we have
burping contest and i always will lol and
hes way bigger than i am
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The Ginger 1
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Location: Loony-tune-land, England
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Posted: 09-25-07 14:18pm
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he he he ...Mike has started to set light
to his farts ... sometimes it's a close
call, but bloody hilarious to watch .... I
won't try it tho ... I'm not that stupid
.... I'd blow the bloody doors off !!
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young Girl
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Joined: 21 Jun 2007
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Location: everythings better in, texas USA
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Posted: 09-25-07 14:29pm
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| The Ginger 1
wrote: | | he he he ...Mike has started
to set light to his farts ... sometimes
it's a close call, but bloody hilarious to
watch .... I won't try it tho ... I'm not
that stupid .... I'd blow the bloody doors
off !! |
lol
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Chezzy
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Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 152
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Posted: 09-26-07 07:21am
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Yep I do..I let some squeakers go..Then
go, Oh that bloody mouse is back again
LOl..
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young Girl
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Posted: 09-27-07 23:43pm
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| w0esurrt
wrote: | | omg this is the most
hilarious post ever! people have some
hilarious
replies!!!! |
lol
welcome to ehealth
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Chezzy
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Maji
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Haha
Posted: 09-28-07 02:12am
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omg good one....now i feel like a dummy
for being too afraid to fart in front of
him haha i mean with family members we've
been known to have contests and all that
but i dont even fart infront of my
friends. i think maybe its cuz not only
are mine loud when i want them to be, but
they really stink. like alot. haha
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Maji
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Posted: 01-29-08 01:37am
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lol I read my old post and it made me
laugh cuz of what happened last weekend..
my bf and i were laying on an air mattress
that made funny squeeky sounds when you
move...then he farts and starts laughing
and i'm laughing cuz i think it was the
mattress and i go "ohh man that one
sounded real!" and at the same time he
says "oops i miscalculated...i thought it
was gonna be an SBD" and then that's when
i was like oh wait he really farted... and
i told him that i didnt even know it was
him and he goes "oh caca i shouldn't have
said anything then" then i start laughing
and i let a little one go and then he
laughs and lets another one go again,
which makes him laugh harder and fart five
more times as he laughed... it was sooooo
funny!
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anniek
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Posted: 01-29-08 17:49pm
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OMG!!! I laughed so hard reading all
these!!!! I didn't for a long time. Then I
had my daughter and right after having her
you know it all hurts down there I
couldn't hold it. I still try not to but
sometimes you just can't hold it! He
doesn't in front of me much either but
that's ok with me. I do catch him and our
son having contest sometimes  Stinkers!!!!
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krystineM
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Posted: 01-29-08 18:00pm
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for those of you who watch family guy, my
bf/fiance does the shocked peter griffin
looking face 
when he farts lol i laugh and he laughs
too
I think that when you can fart infront of
your significant other you can share
anything with them, and be well open with
them 
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lele25
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Posted: 01-29-08 20:03pm
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I don't openly fart in front of hubby but
he will in front of me. If I let a silent
one pass I'll blame it on one of the dogs!
So as far as he knows Boudreaux and Daisy
are just really gassy pups!
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mrs_jenjen
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Joined: 18 Jan 2008
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Location: Georgia, U.S.A.
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Posted: 01-30-08 00:35am
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| The Ginger 1
wrote: | | the_girlfreind
wrote: | yep i fatred on travis last
night while we were watching TV
lol
however mine rarely make noises so i asked
him how do i make them sound louder? lol
it was like a fart
lesson |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... to make
them louder is to eat Baked Beans ha ha
ha ha ha ha
Lesson no 1 .... Open Tin of Baked Beans
... either eat straight from the tin cold,
or heat them up and place on Toast, or as
a side dish to your main meal .... wait
about 2 hours and Rip 'em farts out ...
Lesson No 2 .... Make sure b/f or anyone
who appreciates a good blast is nearb
Tomorrow - we'll cover Health and Saftey
aspects of Gas release....
Lesson No 3 ... make sure there are no
naked flames nearby
Leeson no 4 .... if there are naked flames
nearby, ignite fart carefully .. without
burning your
joggers. |
I love it!! Just toooo damn funny!!! 
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Jasmine86
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Location: , Canada
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Posted: 01-30-08 01:37am
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Question: Have you ever farter while
receiving oral?
I've never received oral, but I've thought
about this before...If you have was it
embarassing? And what was the reaction of
the giver?
Heehee
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monkeygirl22
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Posted: 01-30-08 01:52am
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| Jasmine86
wrote: | Question: Have you ever
farter while receiving oral?
I've never received oral, but I've thought
about this before...If you have was it
embarassing? And what was the reaction of
the giver?
Heehee |
I'll be honest. This happened to me. I was
really gassy while I was pregnant. I think
we both just laughed it off pretty much.
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PixieKat
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Joined: 20 Nov 2007
Posts: 201
Location: UT,
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Posted: 01-30-08 06:01am
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Lol i love some of the replys, so funny!
I try not to. One time i let one slip and
he stared at me with his mouth open
lol i kinda just actinge like what, i
didnt do anything, and he gave me crap
about lol.. but i think he was just
playing...i think... lol
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LadyAllie
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Location: ,
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Posted: 01-31-08 22:12pm
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ok, so no me and my bf arent at the
farting stage yet... he hardly ever even
burps around me. hes really self concious
sometimes.
i hate the silent but deadly ones...
theyre the worst!
random story... me and my dad always goof
around and make trouble when we go
shopping together... one time we were
walking down a crowded isle and he just
let one rip... very loudly! he turned to
this lil old lady with a disgusted look on
his face and said "excuse you!" everybody
thought it was her. i felt so bad, but i
had to laugh... it was freaking hilarious!
hes horrible, but fantastic!
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run4life10
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Posted: 01-31-08 23:42pm
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haha i try not to, but he doesn't care
when i do. we usually just laugh about it.
although sometimes when they don't make
any noise i blame it on him
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Maddie34
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Posted: 01-31-08 23:47pm
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haha it didn't take me long to get to that
stage with my bf..
I'm lactose intolerant but I'm also
addicted to cheese, and eventually he got
sick of me getting up and leaving the room
at random times
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