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August 24th, 2007
Haha its good to be comfortable enough with each other to fart out loud! My boyfriend farts non stop Laughing He always gives me a look when I do one but you can tell he wants to laugh ...and I say I learnt it from him lol Very Happy

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replied August 24th, 2007
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Oh Lord...there are too many politically correct people in this world. Life is a gift and you only have one go around. YES, I fart with the best of them. Its GAS....its a natural occurance...........just don't take a laxative and fart. Especailly if you are ironing and forget you took the laxative earlier...............We play "Name That Tune".....a person who can not laugh at a fart is not worth being around....... Now, I would not fart like in church or in a really nice public place.......depending on if hte people around me were snobby or not I just might. I do not care what someone thinks of me.......I do try to make sure I have soemone ele to blame it on. The worse place is in the detergent aisle.....you can't mask a fart smell with perfume!!!!!!!!!! Now a belch is somthing else.......you know if your ass has passed it up it has to be bad! Laughing
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replied September 25th, 2007
i fart in front of my b f all the we cover each others ears lol but you gotta make it interesting like for example we have burping contest and i always will lol and hes way bigger than i am
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replied September 25th, 2007
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he he he ...Mike has started to set light to his farts ... sometimes it's a close call, but bloody hilarious to watch .... I won't try it tho ... I'm not that stupid .... I'd blow the bloody doors off !!
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replied September 25th, 2007
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The Ginger 1 wrote:
he he he ...Mike has started to set light to his farts ... sometimes it's a close call, but bloody hilarious to watch .... I won't try it tho ... I'm not that stupid .... I'd blow the bloody doors off !!


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replied September 26th, 2007
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Yep I do..I let some squeakers go..Then go, Oh that bloody mouse is back again LOl..
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replied September 27th, 2007
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omg this is the most hilarious post ever! people have some hilarious replies!!!!


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replied September 28th, 2007
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replied September 28th, 2007
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omg good one....now i feel like a dummy for being too afraid to fart in front of him haha i mean with family members we've been known to have contests and all that but i dont even fart infront of my friends. i think maybe its cuz not only are mine loud when i want them to be, but they really stink. like alot. haha
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replied January 29th, 2008
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lol I read my old post and it made me laugh cuz of what happened last weekend..
my bf and i were laying on an air mattress that made funny squeeky sounds when you move...then he farts and starts laughing and i'm laughing cuz i think it was the mattress and i go "ohh man that one sounded real!" and at the same time he says "oops i miscalculated...i thought it was gonna be an SBD" and then that's when i was like oh wait he really farted... and i told him that i didnt even know it was him and he goes "oh !**@! i shouldn't have said anything then" then i start laughing and i let a little one go and then he laughs and lets another one go again, which makes him laugh harder and fart five more times as he laughed... it was sooooo funny!
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replied January 29th, 2008
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OMG!!! I laughed so hard reading all these!!!! I didn't for a long time. Then I had my daughter and right after having her you know it all hurts down there I couldn't hold it. I still try not to but sometimes you just can't hold it! He doesn't in front of me much either but that's ok with me. I do catch him and our son having contest sometimes Smile Stinkers!!!!
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replied January 29th, 2008
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for those of you who watch family guy, my bf/fiance does the shocked peter griffin looking face Surprised when he farts lol i laugh and he laughs too
I think that when you can fart infront of your significant other you can share anything with them, and be well open with them Razz
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replied January 29th, 2008
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I don't openly fart in front of hubby but he will in front of me. If I let a silent one pass I'll blame it on one of the dogs! So as far as he knows our dogs are just really gassy pups!
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replied January 30th, 2008
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the_girlfreind wrote:
yep i fatred on travis last night while we were watching TV
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however mine rarely make noises so i asked him how do i make them sound louder? lol it was like a fart lesson


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... to make them louder is to eat Baked Beans ha ha ha ha ha ha
Lesson no 1 .... Open Tin of Baked Beans ... either eat straight from the tin cold, or heat them up and place on Toast, or as a side dish to your main meal .... wait about 2 hours and Rip 'em farts out ...

Lesson No 2 .... Make sure b/f or anyone who appreciates a good blast is nearb


Tomorrow - we'll cover Health and Saftey aspects of Gas release....

Lesson No 3 ... make sure there are no naked flames nearby

Leeson no 4 .... if there are naked flames nearby, ignite fart carefully .. without burning your joggers.


I love it!! Just toooo damn funny!!! 2thumbs
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replied January 30th, 2008
Question: Have you ever farter while receiving oral?
I've never received oral, but I've thought about this before...If you have was it embarassing? And what was the reaction of the giver?
Heehee Razz
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replied January 30th, 2008
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Jasmine86 wrote:
Question: Have you ever farter while receiving oral?
I've never received oral, but I've thought about this before...If you have was it embarassing? And what was the reaction of the giver?
Heehee Razz


I'll be honest. This happened to me. I was really gassy while I was pregnant. I think we both just laughed it off pretty much.
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replied January 30th, 2008
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Lol i love some of the replys, so funny!

I try not to. One time i let one slip and he stared at me with his mouth open Surprised lol i kinda just actinge like what, i didnt do anything, and he gave me crap about lol.. but i think he was just playing...i think... lol
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replied January 31st, 2008
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ok, so no me and my bf arent at the farting stage yet... he hardly ever even burps around me. hes really self concious sometimes.
i hate the silent but deadly ones... theyre the worst!
random story... me and my dad always goof around and make trouble when we go shopping together... one time we were walking down a crowded isle and he just let one rip... very loudly! he turned to this lil old lady with a disgusted look on his face and said "excuse you!" everybody thought it was her. i felt so bad, but i had to laugh... it was freaking hilarious! hes horrible, but fantastic!
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replied January 31st, 2008
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haha i try not to, but he doesn't care when i do. we usually just laugh about it. although sometimes when they don't make any noise i blame it on him Laughing
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replied January 31st, 2008
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haha it didn't take me long to get to that stage with my bf..
I'm lactose intolerant but I'm also addicted to cheese, and eventually he got sick of me getting up and leaving the room at random times Very Happy
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