ok, so no me and my bf arent at the farting stage yet... he hardly ever even burps around me. hes really self concious sometimes.
i hate the silent but deadly ones... theyre the worst!
random story... me and my dad always goof around and make trouble when we go shopping together... one time we were walking down a crowded isle and he just let one rip... very loudly! he turned to this lil old lady with a disgusted look on his face and said "excuse you!" everybody thought it was her. i felt so bad, but i had to laugh... it was freaking hilarious! hes horrible, but fantastic!