I farted in work earlier.... haha... My coworker was like did you fart? I was like uh... yea... haha... Then she made a joke about propelling herself around behind the desk....but... I try not to fart when my boyfriend is around.. only cause my mom taught me that... It is not lady like to fart in public or around people.. coworkers don't count....lmao

at work we have a saying ---girls dont fart or poop. so we can basically do what we want. lol

The Ginger 1 takes a bow ....

Have you ever farted in the bath tub! Those ones are gross and make the mst awful sound! LOL- I remember one time our bathroom was above the kitchen and I farted in the tub and my brother had a bunch of his friends over they all started laughing. I almost died, and all of these bubbles came up.. LIKE I was trying to smell better, by having a bath and I ruined the entire thing by farting!

Ok... i know I posted... where is my comment?

it evaporated

Oh yeah. All the time. I don't hide anything really. If you have to fart, fart lol.

Just like a fart does !!! he he he

What did you say... post it again ... or did it go off like a fart !! he he he

lol ginger you silly girl!

LMAO Must have been silent!

my guy told me that he earned the right to pick his nose and fart in my presence once we became engaged ...thats too cute and trust me I get even....let it and leave don't count the bodies hehheheheheheheh lol wazzywoman

Silent ones are the worst ... they are deadly ... he he he

haha I found it. It was right here. It would not let me see the second page....

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I did a fart today and burped at the same time ... I thought to release gas from both ends was impossible ..... thing is - I did it without any warning, so my boss peed herself laughing, cos she was just about to ask me if I wanted a cup of coffee .... the answer was pppffffaaarrtt / bbbbbuuuuuurrrp .... No ta Helen ....he he he

You guys'll like this one...

We were having sex, missionary.

I knew it was coming...I knew it...just hold on...hold on, I kept thinking...and then, no... *ppphoot* on my boyfriend's testicles.

Oh, god...

He stopped. Looked at me.

"Was that..." he trailed off...

"What?" I said. "Was that what", I asked, batting my eyes innocently.

He didn't buy it.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I think that's great ... farting on the job ... and trying to get away with it ...Nice one Birch !!1

haha yea we do..only bc I broke the ice..we were getting out of the car one day and this huge one totally slipped...he looked at me and I was just as shocked as he was hahaha, he started laughing so hard asking me what it was if I had farted, i finally admitted to it..i was soo embarrased...haha, now it isn't a big deal..i kinda wish I HADNT bc he takes full advatage of being so open now haha

Oh yeah... If I fart during sex.. I laugh soooooooooo hard we cant keep going.. He gets all turned off and he tried to pretend that it didn't happen, and keeps going, but that just about does it for me!

I had a coworked who loved fart jokes and she used to say that you haven't had a relationship with someone until you hear him/her farts hehe.


Anyways I have a cousin that no one has ever heard him fart, ever. I guess he is extremely shy for it but not even his parents have ever hear a fart from him all the way growing up. I wonder how could that be..