Haha I know, the last name totally destroys all hope.

Not really, but it makes it hard. The only thing I can think of is Anthony Christopher, but I'm not sure how fond my fiance is of it.
Oh, these names are out just because we have brothers with the name:
Brandon David
Daniel Logan
Michael Austin
Matthew Isiash (spelling?)
Philip Nathaniel
Andrew James
Travis Michael
Justin Martin
Jason Mitchell