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Q: Fart Control

asked by: critical on August 1st, 2007

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Hey guys do you fart in the presence of your gfs/wives ? And if you do how do they react ? Do they get mad or just accept it in a funny manner.

I have lots of gases. And sometimes I feel I'm gonna explode. I never farted in front of my previous girlfriends. I farted accidentally once if front of my present gf and it wasnt awkward at all, I said something dumb and we laughed our butts off. I only fart in front of her when I really cant hold it and I usually announce it Laughing

When I was a student I had very farty roommates Laughing

The first day we all met this bodybuilder guy comes and says hi guys I'm oliver, I fart alot and I cant hold it(probably of all the chemistry he was taking ),so feel free. 5 mis later he did it and it all began... I really didnt fart alot before, but there was a big change of diet (junk food only) .
I wish there was a fart control pill: Confused

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fatal

replied on August 21st, 2007

New User

Re: Fart Control

critical wrote:

When I was a student I had very farty roommates Laughing

there is gasx or beano, take it with every meal.

seefigure68

replied on August 23rd, 2007

New User

Fart Out Loud, But Not In Public!

Once you get to know someone, you both learn that people fart. My girlfriend cuts them in bed, and i respond with a louder, more manly fart to maintain control of the fart department.

Do we talk about it or wonder about it? No. We've just been together for 3 years and are damn tired of holding it! Humans fart! Its "inappropriate" but we all get over it.

Fighter_in_the_Sky_

replied on September 24th, 2007

Experienced User

lol, I know someone who regularly rips huge farts in biology class. Once he came to school with his a hole in his pants and we all laughed. He's kind of eccentric in general though so his gf doesn't find it strange.

Whaturmuva

replied on September 26th, 2007

Experienced User

Well I've had a few slip in front of my girlfriend and she really doesn't seem to care much. We usually just end up laughing about it or making jokes. I think if you're really comfortable with someone you should be comfortable with their gases as well

lougotzz

replied on October 14th, 2007

New User

Well usually when i gotta fart, I ask my girl to come over and see something
and ill say look under the bed. shell get on her knees and ill fart on her with my pants down. One time i got a little caca on her forehead. We broke up after that...

Anonymous

replied on December 22nd, 2008

cat

hi my sis and me have a fartn luvcomp

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