Ok I'll have the honor to be the first to
post here
I wanna ask you guys what do you suck at
?
- I really suck at coming on to women - I
always create akward situations , I fleel
like my throat is gonna explode
- Soccer - I move around the field like an
fool, (something like Mr.Bean) cant figure
out this game
- weight lifting , I can barely lift
something heavier than my drink
I suck at many other things too and I'll
keep you posted
What about you gentleman?
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blulyneguy
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 334 Location: Idaho,
Woo Hoo Posted: 07-20-07 09:21am
Our own little place to compare notes! I
suck at getting chicks too. I'm married,
but if I was single again, I'd never get
laid. I don't lift weights (3 hand
surgeries and just can't do it), I'm 5'8"
and 165 lbs. (small guy). My looks are at
or below average, and my personality is
terrible (I think I'm too honest about
stuff). I deal with it cause I have to.
What are some of your ways at coming on to
woman? Maybe we can help....
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knarf72
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Posts: 49 Location: ,
Re: I Suck At Posted: 07-20-07 15:17pm
painman
wrote:
Ok I'll have the honor to be
the first to post here
I wanna ask you guys what do you suck at
?
- I really suck at coming on to women - I
always create akward situations , I fleel
like my throat is gonna explode
- Soccer - I move around the field like an
fool, (something like Mr.Bean) cant figure
out this game
- weight lifting , I can barely lift
something heavier than my drink
I suck at many other things too and I'll
keep you posted
What about you
gentleman?
Interesting topic,
It's funny I'm pretty good at picking up
women --- or getting them to like you...
it's funny because I have a case of
premature ejaculation... so i never end up
having sex
I guess having this problem has thought me
to pay better attention to picking up than
--- taking step two and three (know what
I mean?
if i were to summarize it. A woman
doesn't want someone to that has a
rehearsed script it barely ever works...
you should keep in mind that you are there
to be their friend and that you just want
to talk a little... the friendship vibe is
the best approach--- woman(people) are
pretty perceptive and they pickup on the
"pickup" vibe very easily.
I'm not horrible nor am i an adonis...
what I'm really bad at is keeping from
ejaculating when appropriate ...now
there's a problem. (working on that)
Regarding weight lifting....what
somatotype are you? are you tall and
skinny.. tall and fat? short
skinny...etc..
a good personal trainer can help...
I'm 6'4" 205lbs am tall and kinda
skinny... therefore lifting heavy weight
is difficult becuase of my skeletal
mechanics, it's not if you can lift
heavy weight it's if you look good in a
t-shirt.
If you want for advice on somatotypes and
stuff please let me know .
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painman
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 19 Jul 2007 Posts: 12
Posted: 07-20-07 19:13pm
blulyneguy
wrote:
What are some of your ways
at coming on to woman? Maybe we can
help....
knarf72
wrote:
A woman doesn't want someone
to that has a rehearsed script it barely
ever works
well... I usually wait too long and then,
when the moment is gone I aproach
-disaster .But lately I
discovered one pretty simple thing that is
working with most of the women. Rehearsing
a text is a down, but cliches are doing
their job very well even if it is old
The trick is to let the girl realize that
you are aware that your compliment is a
cliche but also tell her that its the bare
truth and that you cant invent the hot
water again (that this is already been
said by other great men why using fancy
words and make yourself look like a fool).
Act a bit spontaneous maybe a little shy
(depends on the girl - shy might be too
risky, works with dominant women) and I
think you'll get the girl's attention for
the night. Works for me very good so far.
Pickup lines are not my style, I dont like
em.
If you experiment with this method pls let
me know what happened
knarf72
wrote:
Regarding weight
lifting....what somatotype are you? are
you tall and skinny.. tall and fat? short
skinny...etc..
You are pretty tall man..
Well I'm tall 185 cm and round 85 kilos
sorry cant tell you in US measures I dont
know how to convert them . I'd say I'm
average tall and normal weight. I was very
skinny last year but I gained 20 kgs. Also
was tough but my energy levels suck right
now cos Im not active as I used to be (
I'm programmer ).
Ok thats it for now
peace out
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akira_cloud
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 20 Jul 2007 Posts: 13 Location: Rhode Island, USA
Hey Guys Posted: 07-20-07 22:23pm
I am new here, but here we go.
This is kinda uncomfortable, but act kinda
cute towards them. Not act like "oh! I
know this, and how this works, and Me, me
me!"
Showing off, no! Always want to hear what
THEY have to say. Hey, I am a HUGE lady's
guy. I always get the chics. Stuttering
is a hard thing to over come, but I know
this is kinda akward, but practice talking
to a friend, like a conversation with a
good guy friend, pretending he's the girl.
Remember! CONVERSATION Nothing gay.
I'll show you the pics of some girls I've
dated. Oh, yeah! Girls like a guy who
smells pretty. Weird, but it works!
I'm married, but 'back in the day' (god
I'm old) I used humor to get girls. If
they were laughing, it was a good sign.
Don't be pushy and like someone said
earlier- listen to them. Ask questions. If
I wasn't married, I'd propably never get
laid again but I'd have em laughing
(probably after I took my pants off!).
Good luck gents...
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nerubianscout
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 4
Re: I Got Nothin.... Posted: 07-26-07 09:26am
blulyneguy
wrote:
I'm married, but 'back in
the day' (god I'm old) I used humor to get
girls. If they were laughing, it was a
good sign. Don't be pushy and like someone
said earlier- listen to them. Ask
questions. If I wasn't married, I'd
propably never get laid again but I'd have
em laughing (probably after I took my
pants off!). Good luck
gents...
rofl man.
You got sence of humor
I suck at reapiring things at home
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blulyneguy
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 334 Location: Idaho,
I Know I Suck.... Posted: 07-26-07 09:44am
Guys- fixing stuff around the house blows.
Im a contractor and my house is always
under construction. My wife does the 'I
want this moved and this painted and this
sink" all the time. Plus I have ADD so
throw that in and I have 500 unfinished
projects. As for dating- don't be pushy.
Women (like I know) like a confident (but
not arrogant) man. Also- think of where
you are trying to meet these girls. Is a
'bar' local really what you're looking
for? If it is, fine, but I don't want my
girlfriend at a bar all the time (with or
without me).
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wonielog
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4 Location: Georgia
Re: I Know I Suck.... Posted: 07-27-07 02:54am
blulyneguy
wrote:
Women (like I know) like a
confident (but not arrogant) man. Also-
think of where you are trying to meet
these girls.
Agreed with the post, but arrogance can be
very strong aphrodisiac sometimes
As to repairing I can change bulbs and
stuff repair something
basic..
I suck at fighting , I'm pretty big but
I'm too slow I guess :
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blulyneguy
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 334 Location: Idaho,
Posted: 07-27-07 15:43pm
Fighting? That's not really a skill that
we 'need'. If a woman wants a man who can
fight, she should marry Mike Tyson. I can
hold my own but I have never gotten into a
fight because of my wife. The only time
she's seen me fight is in hockey and she
hates it. I don't consider myself a good
fighter- just a dirty one.
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firecracker
Advanced Support Team
Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 43 Location: Solar System,
Things I Suck In Posted: 07-31-07 06:16am
I suck in keeping home economy, I was
always thinking someone is stealing money
from my wallet (...still do ) and although i was
always well paid could never reached 20th
of the month with money left from previous
salary. Maybe the ghost from my pocket did
that ?
_______________________________
Time is the worst place to get lost in
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critical
Advanced Support Team
Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 26
Posted: 08-01-07 07:59am
lol dude I have the same issues
I also suck with documents, I just cant
recognize and organize them. I dont even
know how to write a check properly, it
takes up to 30 mins while I look where to
fill, what to write not to make mistake
etc. My handwriting is like hieroglyphs .
I always ask my roommate or some gorl to
do it for me. It just stinks I think this
is some kind of disability.
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bjmcfarland
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 19 Location: ,
I Suck At Posted: 08-05-07 20:17pm
Well this is what I suck at; everything,oh
I know things about a lot of stuff but
when it comes to one subject I Suck, I do
home repair and if it is only purpose take
four hour to complete a job I can do it in
at least a day and a half. I replaced
window over our kitchen sink a couple of
winters ago, The guy at Menard's told me
that it would only take two hours, just
pull out the old one and put the new one
in. I had to put plastic over it for the
night and start over the next day. It
takes me all day to do a brake job on my
truck and that's just the front end.
Can anyone top that
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MikeH90
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Joined: 21 Mar 2007 Posts: 330 Location: , Illinois USA
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Re: I Suck At Posted: 08-06-07 15:20pm
bjmcfarland
wrote:
Well this is what I suck at;
everything,oh I know things about a lot of
stuff but when it comes to one subject I
Suck, I do home repair and if it is only
purpose take four hour to complete a job I
can do it in at least a day and a half. I
replaced window over our kitchen sink a
couple of winters ago, The guy at Menard's
told me that it would only take two hours,
just pull out the old one and put the new
one in. I had to put plastic over it for
the night and start over the next day. It
takes me all day to do a brake job on my
truck and that's just the front end.
Can anyone top that
I dont know where the brakes are.
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painman
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 19 Jul 2007 Posts: 12
Re: I Suck At Posted: 08-06-07 21:15pm
MikeH90
wrote:
bjmcfarland
wrote:
Well this is what I suck at;
everything,oh I know things about a lot of
stuff but when it comes to one subject I
Suck, I do home repair and if it is only
purpose take four hour to complete a job I
can do it in at least a day and a half. I
replaced window over our kitchen sink a
couple of winters ago, The guy at Menard's
told me that it would only take two hours,
just pull out the old one and put the new
one in. I had to put plastic over it for
the night and start over the next day. It
takes me all day to do a brake job on my
truck and that's just the front end.
Can anyone top that
I dont know where the brakes
are.
you killed me
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sWeEtPeEwEe
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 169 Location: ,
Posted: 08-06-07 22:24pm
blulyneguy- i'm a girl but i had to
comment on the fact that i thought it was
only my boyfriend that had a bunch of
unfinished projects around the house and
he is also a construction worker and a
hockey player... i dont know maybe it has
to do with those kind of men?!?! lol
although, my boyfriend doesn't have ADD so
he kan't use that as an excuse lol unless
he does have it and we just don't know
about it.
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fatal
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 9
Posted: 08-21-07 17:23pm
I prefer focusing on my strengths then
using those strengths with the help of my
friends and making my weakness's stronger.
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fatal
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 9
Re: I Know I Suck.... Posted: 08-21-07 17:27pm
wonielog
wrote:
blulyneguy
wrote:
Women (like I know) like a
confident (but not arrogant) man. Also-
think of where you are trying to meet
these girls.
Agreed with the post, but arrogance can be
very strong aphrodisiac sometimes
As to repairing I can change bulbs and
stuff repair something
basic..
I suck at fighting , I'm pretty big but
I'm too slow I guess :
I can fight I can take down someone twice
my size, but it's an overall uselss
Hollywood skill.
I suck at sex, good with foreplay but not
sex. practice makes perfect though.
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seefigure68
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 17 Aug 2007 Posts: 31 Location: Texas
Hilarious Posted: 08-22-07 22:17pm
Knarf72 wrote:
well... I usually wait too long and then,
when the moment is gone I aproach
-disaster Razz
Hahaha That cracks me up! Its my entire
gameplan on the subject! Ahh, but those
were good times when I was single. I have
a girlfriend now, going on 3 years.
Anyways,
I suck at:
>Golf (although only ever play with
right-handed clubs, i'm lefty)
>thinking of the perfect comeback
within the same hour of the comment.
>thinking of good excuses for being
late b/c of hangover...*cough, i was
sick*
>Cooking! I can BBQ, but not cook.
I'm hungry ~ frozen pizza time!
>remembering important stuff like final
exams and annaversaries...
>Going the speed limit!
>keeping the tab under $50 at the
bar...
Well there, thats not all but admitting
you suck is the first step.
.But lately I
discovered one pretty simple thing that is
working with most of the women. Rehearsing
a text is a down, but cliches are doing
their job very well even if it is old 
