Ok, it's a slightly obscure question, particularly as the glitter hasn't been swallowed yet, but I was wondering if anyone can think of any real problems that might be caused as I've been thinking it should pass fairly easily surely.

I'm figuring that if I swallowed the glitter with a high fibre meal it should help things pass nicely. Which is the whole point - I would like to pass a sparkly turd.

Yes, this is a serious question. Strange and silly idea, but a serious question.