I have been living gurgling stomach for about three years now, it kept me from going on dates,or places where it would be quiet because everyone could hear my stomach, until I went to see a Gastro, Doctor and he prescribed Belladonna-phenobarbital. This has solved that problem for me. This might not be the solution to your problem but, it is worth seeing a Gastro Doctor.

I have the same weird noises. It seems to be gas, but it obviously should not be occurring. Anyone else have this problem?

Yes, yes! I do, I do! It is the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard come from myself. I lay there and I have no control over these involuntary sounds coming from my body. To lay next to a man is ridiculous, it is the most not sexy thing ever. It is so much worst than passing gas. I ask my doctor, and she said for me to eat better. I need something more than that, so she told me to start taking Gas-X (LMAO, I told her that it was for old people, she laughed) she said it would help.